South Haven Rossinis
Commonly shared jokes
Uncle Joe Rossinis
People to make fun of
Dan Rossinis 2
200

This person is actually at the beach rn.

Who is Andrew?

200

This is where Steven likes to be. He lives in the UK and if you are not here, you are nowhere.

What if the beach?

200

He is always the quarterback for the football game at the gettogether.

Who is Uncle Joe?

200

This is the person that we make fun of for "having" dreadlocks.

Who is Agnes?

200

This is the age that Dan and Connyay allow their kids to watch LOTR(hint the movie is pg-13).

What is 13 years old?

400

We named this felis catus after the town that our grandfather is from.

What is Lucca?

400

This is a phrase you do not want to hear when it's yelled.

What is "Allahu Akbar"?

400

This is the usual group that actually mans up and comes to family parties.

What is Uncle Joe, Joey, and Lucy?

400

Both Abby and JP made fun of Connie by playing with this object at the previous Rossini gettogether.

What is a wheelchair?

400

This is the current woman of the house(who cooks and does the dishes).

Who is Carlos?

600

This is the job place where everyone has worked so far(Anna through Alena).

Where is target?

600

This is the hip hop artist that looks like our aunt(we mix them up sometimes).

Who is kanye?

600

According to mommy, this is "brainrot". This is what Joey does all day, and Gwen likes to do this sometimes tuwu.

What is playing video games?

600

This person showed up 1.5 hours early to the Rossini gettogether 2 years ago, to drop off his family so that he can abandon us and leave to go see grandma.

Who is Uncle Dan?

600

This is what Connie just did for the first time in 2 years.

What is wash the dishes.

800

This is the shared bEvErAgE that is favored by every one of these Rossinis.

What is diet coke?

800

This activity done by one of us(Alex's name will be left out of this), is excreting waste that we do not use into a body of liquid/water.

What is pooping in the lake?

800

Lucy decided to do this awhile ago(we make fun of these people(but rarely)).

What is vegetarian?

800

This person includes his family in the fun Rossini group when they actually aren't.

Who is Dante?

800

This is the fastest speed that John Mark can run.

What is 1 mph?

1000

This is the amount of times we haved lived at the cabin(non-South Haven Rossinis get first priority).

What it 3 times?

1000

This is when an Uncle of ours gives us a viscous secretion that hardens when it dries.

What is sending gum in the mail?

1000

This is how long Joey has played minecraft for.

What is ~1.25 years?

1000

This person has the best feet(and tans on them).

Who is Anthony?

1000

This is what Dante is currently trying to do.

What is going D1 in football?