Sophomore Year
This particular mans protected the halls of Alleghany by day, and was rocked to sleep by the sweet sway of hammocks by night.
RA Matt
This pup was rescued from the streets of Geneseo and given a taste of the #GennyLife before she was reluctantly turned over to her owner.
Vicky
Kelly's "daddy" was very concerned after receiving a disturbing text from this pledge.
Teresa Sherpa
Name at least 6 Geneseo dorms.
Onondaga, Nassau, Alleghany, Wyoming, Steuben, Monroe, Niagara, Livingston, Erie, Seneca
Although he is not a hoe, this single, ready-to-mingle, middle-aged landlord was an essential part of our Geneseo experience.
Rocco
Kelly had a memorable first night of sophomore year. Describe three Kelly-related incidents from this night that you remember but Kelly probably can not.
1. Found passed out in the shower
2. Open container ticket
3. Offered to make brownies for the judge
4. Ran naked from the common room to the bathroom
Hockey games require lots of energy! Name the hoe and the number of hot dogs that she consumed while cheering on the Ice Knights.
8 (I think)
This music-lovin', turntable spinnin' mans was a highlight of the Bahamas trip and a BIG fan of Kelly.
DJ Maize
Name at least 3 stations at Fusion.
Clios (sandwiches)
Asada (Mexican food)
World Kitchen (I don't remember this?)
Stir Fry
Probably more
The name of the Mexican restaurant that we ate at during Alumni Weekend. Hunter was a guest.
Rancho Viejo
*TWO-PART QUESTION*
a) B2C Secret Santa was a joyous event, until tears were shed by this individual: _________
b) The reason for her distress was: __________
a) Courteney Bengen
b) She and Jake broke up
These four individuals lived on the first floor of Chestnut our junior year.
Drew Inchiosa
Evan Kirschner
Kristen Paterno
Downstairs Jeremy (last name unknown)
This person slammed Rachel's finger into a door.
Danny Kane
Love is in the air! Name at least 3 Geneseo ~sweethearts~ that are still together to this day!
Maggie and BJ, Marisa and Jack, Elodie and Ryan, ???
6 Hoes became 7 when we awoke to find this person sleeping on the floor of our hotel room during Alumni Weekend.
Ryan Lafroie
This four-digit passcode was required to enter Alleghany B2C (or any B2C on Genny campus... just ask Meghan).
What is 5214?
It was a 5 Court Date Party Pregame for the ages, until the Geneseo police arrived on the scene for this reason.
Katrina Vandixonhorn (?) and Josh Merkel were fighting, and the police were called for suspected domestic dispute.
Can you name each SDT hoe's Reverse Bids costume?
Rachel - Surfer
Kristina - Sumo Wrestler
Meghan - Recipe 21
Kelly - Farmer
Kayleigh - Wildcard answer
Caroline - Cheerleader
Name at least 5 frats and 5 sororities on Geneseo campus.
Frats: Phi Kap, Kappa Sig, ZBXi, Omega, Sig Tau
Sororities: SDT, AGO, DPhiE, Clio, AST
*random question doesn't fit the category but YOLO*
Name at least one group costume Halloween costume from each year of college.
Freshman year: Minions, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Superheroes
Soph year: Telletubbies, Snow White & the Seven Dwarves
Junior year: Rugrats, Hot Dogs
Senior year: Jellyfish, Magicians, Condom-ints
What three artists performed at the Lil Dicky Life in Color concert?
DVBBS, David Solano & Lil Dicky
Kristina and Hot Soccer Boy found love in this virtual hopeless place
TINDER BABY
On this date, The Statesman closed forever.
April 30th, 2017
Name at least 10 Main Street businesses.
Mama Mias, UHots, Big Tree Inn, Touch of Grayce, Honeygirl Gourmet, Stagecoach Florist, Bar-Eat-O, Max Ink, Genesee Sun, Pizza Pauls, etc.
This Houstan bar was a blast, until one of our hoes found herself phoneless.
Boots & Shoots