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Growing up they wanted to be a FLIGHT ATTENDANT or HAIR DRESSER.
Studied STATISTICS.
And if money wasn't an issue, they would be a PHOTOGRAPHER
Min
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Sidd
Slides that have incorrect interpretation of data.
(This person also has 3 passports.)
Vincent
The Great Pottery Throw Down
(If all jobs paid the same, this person would be a food writer.)
Brian
Justin Vernon, frontman of Bon Iver, collaborated on songs from Folklore and Evermore, two 2020 albums by this artist.
Taylor Swift
DAILY DOUBLE!
Growing up they wanted to be a DATA ANALYST.
Studied COMPUTER SCIENCE.
And if money wasn't an issue, they would be a PROFESSOR teaching data analytics.
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Min
Vague or unclear instructions.
(Growing up, this person wanted to be a professional cricketer.)
Sidd
Physical: 100
(If all jobs paid the same, this person would be...a real estate investor?)
Vincent
On July 5, 2023, this Justin tweeted at Taylor Swift, asking her to bring the Eras Tour to Canada.
Justin Trudeau
Growing up they wanted to be a PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY PLAYER.
Studied BUSINESS.
And if money wasn't an issue, they would be a BICYCLE SHOP OWNER.
Matt
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Josh P
"Sitting on the same floor as sales and hearing the same cold call over and over again!"
(This person's shoe size is 15.)
Abdullah
DAILY DOUBLE!
The Amazing Race (US)
(This person was also on The Amazing Race Australia.)
Taylor Swift has publicly shown disapproval of this Justin—partly because of his past with her close friend Selena Gomez, and also due to his involvement in the whole Scooter Braun/re-recordings drama.
Justin Bieber
Growing up they wanted to be a TEACHER.
Studied COMPUTER SCIENCE.
And if money wasn't an issue, they would be a CAKE SHOP OWNER.
Vivienne
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Amy
SQL / code snippets on Slack
(This person also only has one name. Sort of.)
Shreyas
Love Is Blind
(This person is always in Japan and is fluent or almost fluent in Japanese.)
Lucy
Hands down the worst Justin! Britney and Janet would probably agree. He can't sing, he can't dance—and Taylor Swift would never work with him (except for that one time during the 1989 Tour in L.A.).
Justin Timberlake
Growing up they wanted to be a POLICEMAN.
Studied ELECTRICAL AND ELECTRONICS.
And if money wasn't an issue, they would RAISE AN ANIMAL FARM.
Prashant
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Erin
Just saying hello on Slack as your only message.
(This person also would love to be a part-time model.)
Josh A
Selling Sunset
(This person lived in 7 different countries.)
Jiwoo
This Justin is probably your favorite analyst. Each year, they are also consistently one of Taylor Swift's top 0.5% of listeners on Spotify.
Justin Chu!!