Open Conspiracies
"What's playing for the matinee showing?" He shot from a warehouse and ran to a theatre
Who was Lee Harvey Oswald?
"Something's burning!" This conflict resulted in the burning of the White House
What was the War of 1812?
This Nobel-winning biochemist stated that the PCR test should never be used to diagnose illness
Who was Kary Mullis?
"Avast, maties!" This natural nutirent was recognised as a preventative against scurvy, and carried on royal naval vessels, in the form of fresh citrus fruits, starting in the 18th century
What is Vitamin C?
Health Canada officially takes the position of approving drugs based solely on previous approval by this health agency of its southern neighbour
What is the Food and Drug Administration (FDA)?
He shot from a theatre and ran to a warehouse
Who was John Wilkes Booth?
This American, known for his "electric" personality, created Canada Post's first post offices in 1753
Who is Benjamin Franklin?
This alternate model of disease, promoted by Claude Bernard and Antoine Béchamp in the 19th century, proposes that all illness is due to one's environment
What is terrain theory?
This coneflower extract is renowned for being able to stave off symptoms of the common cold and flu
What is Echinacea?
This racialist "science"—based largely out of Alberta and British Columbia—applied the pressure to create a Canadian ministry of health in 1919
What is Eugenics?
This CIA project targeted popular news media personnel—to make them sing?
What is "Operation Mockingbird"
This is Canada's first independent newspaper, established in 1778 by French republican Fleury Mesplat—who was recruited by Benjamin Franklin
What is The Gazette (aka The Montreal Gazette)?
"What's white and red all over?" This top pain-killer regularly tops the FDA's list of reported adverse events
What is acetaminophen (aka Tylenol)?
Despite the dairy industry paying billions to promote milk as a good source of this mineral, excessive consumption of cow's milk has been shown to instead decrease bone strength—with natural supplements and red leafy greens being a much better source
What is calcium?
Rookie Canadian Conservative MP Derek Sloan was fired after calling for the resignation of this Hong Kong-born chief public health officer of Canada
Who is Theresa Tam?
He wrote the intro to the "sexed-up" dossier, and delivered the speech to Parliament, that committed his nation to the 2003 invasion of Iraq
Who is Tony Blair?
This law revoked the Royal Proclamation of 1763, which had aimed to assimilate the French-Canadian population under English rule—at the cost of unquestioning allegiance to the British Crown
What is the Quebec Act?
Peter Deusberg proposed, in the 1990s, an alternate theory of this epidemic: that blamed lifestyle and malnutrition, rather than pathogenic origins
What is AIDS?
"Pancakes for brunch!" This building collapsed on 9/11 hours after the Twin Towers—despite NOT being hit by a plane
What is World Trade Center 7 (aka WT7)?
Despite decades of research showing it to be a carcinogen in animals—and recently being banned by the FDA—Health Canada still allows this "tertiary" crimson additive into foods here
What is Red Dye Number 3?
He announced 2 trillion dollars of Pentagon financing could not be accounted for, 24 hours before the 9/11 attack on the Pentagon (that conveniently destroyed the new accounting office there).
Who is Donald Rumsfeld?
American investigations proved that this Canadian city was the conspiratorial centre of the planning of the assassinations of several key American political figures, including Abraham Lincoln
What is Montreal?
This drug was the first treatment approved by the FDA and Health Canada for COVID patients—despite the WHO advising against it, due to a lack of survivability benefit
What is Remdesivir (aka Veklury)?
This British mining magnate ended up having both a scholarship and an entire country in Africa named after him
Who was Cecil Rhodes?
This natural health product was shown to be an effective cure for insomnia and a safe treatment for depression—so the FDA and Health Canada banned it after claiming it was a date-rape drug
What is Gamma Hydroxybutyrate (GHb)?