What will we remember 2025 by?
Things that derailed our timeline (for the worse)
Paul Lick Ticks
Celebrity side quests
Perhaps it's not all doom and gloom
100
This airline jingle became a viral meme in 2025 when paired with travel fails across TikTok and Instagram.
What is “Nothing Beats a Jet2 Holiday”?
100
Gen Alpha kid move their hands up and down like weighing scales and screams this two-digit number.
What is "6,7". 
100
It's a dog, it's a coin, it's a political agency Elon Musk was appointed to lead.
What is DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency)?
100
This pop star literally crashed back to earth after a PR stunt involving space travel proving in fact she is a firework.
Who is Katy Perry?
100
In a massive win for public health, the WHO announced in late 2025 that this continent is officially 95% free of wild poliovirus.
What is Africa?
200
This Netflix film became a global sensation, breaking records as the most watched movie of all time.
What is KPop Demon Hunters?
200
This furry little monster became the year's must have accessory, hanging from bags everywhere.
What are Labubus 
200
This country inaugurated its first female prime minister.
What is Japan?
200
The world of science mourned the October 2025 passing of this woman, the world's foremost expert on chimpanzees.
Who is Jane Goodall?
200
This iconic green animal was officially moved off the "Endangered" species list in 2025 following a decades-long global conservation mission.
What is the Green Sea Turtle?
300
The event which a "Kiss Cam" derailed a CEO's life.
What is the 2025 Boston Coldplay concert
300
Grok, the Elon Musk AI had to be put in "time out" after it started calling itself this.
What is "MechaHitler"?
300
This unprecedented political event in the U.S. began on September 20, 2025, due to a budget standoff and lasted a record 38 days.
What is the longest government shutdown in U.S. history?
300
While Kendrick Lamar headlined the Super Bowl the Internet was more focused on this tennis legend cripwalking on stage next to him
Who is Serena Williams?
300
After over a century of prohibition, this iconic European river finally reopened to public swimming in 2025 following a massive cleanup.
What is the Seine (in Paris)?
400
This was minted at the US Mint in Philadelphia marking the end of its 232 year production run.
What is the penny?
400
Donald Trump officially renamed a body of water to this.
What is "Gulf of Mexico"?
400
At Utah Valley University, Charlie Kirk was fatally shot in the neck with a single bullet by a gunman 142 yards away. This was inscribed on the bullet. (We will take any phrase written on the bullets.)
What is:
"Bella ciao bella ciao bella ciao"
"Owo notices bulge, what's this"
"Hey facist, catch"
400
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce announced their engagement in August on Instagram with this caption.
What is "Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married"?
400
On March 4, 2025, this NBA legend became the first player in league history to reach the 50,000-point milestone (regular season and playoffs).
Who is LeBron James?
500
In May, the Catholic Church elected Leo XIV who became the first ever leader of the church to hail from this city.
What is Chicago?
500
Move over "Morbius"! The iconic cinematic moment of the year was Jack Black delivering this three-word line in the Minecraft movie, which became the standard response to anyone stating the obvious.
What is "I am Steve".
500
It was highlighted by DOGE that 20 million dollars was used to create a version of this children show in Iraq.
What is Sesame Street?
500
Sydney Sweeney caused a massive controversy with an American Eagle ad campaign that simply stated she has "Great" these.
What are Jeans?
500
In March 2025, this lander became the first commercial vehicle to successfully soft-land on the Moon.
What is Blue Ghost (by Firefly Aerospace)?
