Badly Described Video Games
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What is Pong?
The chinese philosopher who said:
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated."
Who is Confucious?
Strips of metal that are bent around themselves to affix layers together
What are Staples?
A potato pancake traditionally prepared to celebrate Hanukkah
What are Latkes?
Having great power, influence, or effect
What is Potent
The only place where Peter Griffin can fight John Wick using the infinity gauntlet
What is Fortnite?
The pacifist and activist who stated "You must be the change you wish to see in the world. "
Who is Mahatma Ghandi?
A fluorescent pen used to bring attention to sections of text by marking them with a vivid, translucent color
What are Highlighters?
The side to a classic UK pub favorite served along with Fried Fish
What are Chips?
The present or approaching evening
What is Tonight?
A game that mostly consists of running around and smashing pots for rupees
What is The Legend of Zelda?
This man who failed over 2,000 times to make a filament for the lightbulb: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up"
Who is Thomas Edison?
A press and die tool that is used to remove sections of paper from a page
What is a Hole Punch?
A potato roasted and that can be filled with butter, sour cream, bacon, or more
What is a Baked Potato?
An unusual, difficult, dramatic physical feat that may require a special skill
What is a Stunt?
Longstanding enemies take a break from kidnapping and rescuing to race around in small powered vehicles
What is Mario Kart?
The founding father and writer of Poor Richard's Almanac who said "Well done is better than well said."
Who is Ben Franklin?
A product from 3M that was originally a failed attempt at a new adhesive
What is a Post It Note?
A dish often made of boiled potatoes, dressing, and boiled eggs - no lettuce involved.
What is Potato Salad?
A digital network connecting computers around the world.
What is Internet?
A game focusing on capturing, imprisoning, and forcing beings to fight for the benefit of the captor.
What is Pokemon?
This former president who was paralyzed and famously stated "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
Who is Franklin D. Roosevelt?
DAILY DOUBLE!!
A product from 3M that features a tartan pattern on it's packaging
What is Scotch Tape?
The term for potato chips in England
What are crisps?
A score of years
What is twenty?
Wasting time on countless hobbies but in an village of anthropomorphic animals.
What is Animal Crossing?
The Irish poet and author of The Picture of Dorian Gray who famously stated "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
Who is Oscar Wilde?
The stereotypical size of an index card
What is 3x5?
An Italian potato dumpling sometimes replacing pasta
What is Gnocchi?
An uncontrolled outburst of anger; or a fit
What is a Tantrum?
Digital practice for packing and storing
What is Tetris?
DAILY DOUBLE!
A president who ultimately lived less years in his life and said "In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years"
Who is Lincoln?
a short, small pin or nail with a flat, broad head that can be pressed into place with pressure from a digit
What is a Thumbtack?
An American breakfast dish consisting of finely julienned potatoes that have been fried until golden browned.
What are Hash Browns?
A special skill or a unit of weight used in the ancient world
What is a talent?
A day in the life of your local mutated pest exterminator
What is The Witcher?
The civil rights activist and pastor who said "Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that."
Who is Martin Luther King?
Embossed paper that is used for writing letters and that usually has matching envelopes.
What is Stationary?
Grated potatoes formed into small cylinders and deep-fried,
What are Tater Tots?
10% as a fraction
What is a Tenth?
Pretending to competitively exercise on a pitch while actively sitting in a chair
What is FIFA?
Formerly imprisoned South African president who said "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall"
Who is Nelson Mandela?
A file folder designed to contain documents, often within a filing cabinet, named for a type of hemp native to the Philippines
What is a Manila Folder?
A Canadian classic dish of french fries and cheese curds topped with a brown gravy
What is poutine?
A terrible and all powerful ruler
What is a Tyrant?
Take a break from your everyday life to live an everyday life... but with gibberish and instant home makeovers
What is The Sims?
A barrier breaking president who stated "The real test is not whether you avoid this failure, because you won't. It's whether you let it harden or shame you into inaction, or whether you learn from it; whether you choose to persevere"
Who is Barack Obama?
An adhesive that can be collected by a philatelist
What is a stamp?
A potato dish made of thinly sliced potatoes that are topped with cheese or breadcrumbs and baked until crispy
What are potatoes au gratin?
Meaning the best, originating in Scottish games where one throws above a bar set at the highest setting.
What is Topnotch?