W.P.(O.R,O)P.T.O.F.B
This one is serving off-duty soap opera extra with a side of “I just rolled out of a wind machine.” The hair can’t decide if it’s beachy waves or budget wig realness, and that lopsided curl on the left? Tragic. The eyes scream, “I’m mysterious,” but one brow said, “Not today, sis.” And that pout? It’s less “effortlessly chic” and more “my filler appointment got rescheduled.” A true masterpiece of unintentional comedy. Love it.
Jordan: https://imgur.com/a/7H4ECYb
With a total of 9,989 messages, this person has talked the most in the GC
David
THE CHARIOT + THE TOWER
Change, Energy, Fresh starts
Gifts: Drive, Self-mastery, Rebuilding
Challenges: Single-mindedness, Fear of commitment, Catastrophizing
Advice: Find balance around goal-setting. Be careful about romanticizing the past. Welcome change as a creative force.
Hima
The person who is the reason the GC was made (probably)
Belle
"So the vaccine is available for 16+ year olds... I’m trying to find the data on the effects on 16+ year old girls and any possible issues with fertility, etc."
Angel's Dad
Well, well, well, this painting is serving side-eye central and somehow still manages to be the CEO of "I'm too cool to care." Those winged eyeliner attempts are so sharp they could cut through butter—if they could match each other. One side is giving Cleopatra, and the other is giving "oops, my hand slipped." The pose screams “artsy rebel,” but the lopsided framing makes it look like someone stole their selfie stick mid-shot. And let’s not even start on the orange-red hair—it’s practically glowing like it’s trying to signal aliens. Overall, this piece radiates chaotic energy wrapped in a “look at me but don’t” vibe. Iconic, in a hot mess chic kind of way!
This person said 'Angel' 406 times
Jordan
STRENGTH + THE STAR
Vulnerability, Survival, Acceptance
Gifts: Tenderness, Resilience, Courage
Challenges: Coping with stress, Guilt, Naivete
Advice: Express your feelings in creative ways. Schedule your self-care. Make friends with grief.
Eden
Added by Jordan on July 16th, 2024, at 10:29 PM
Pardesh
Oh honey, this one is the moment—and not in the way they think. That tiara? Pure gas station aisle royalty, perched slightly crooked like it’s trying to escape. The glasses are giving “quirky librarian,” but the smirk is straight up, “I’ve had three beers and no regrets.” Speaking of beer, that sampler tray is working harder than the lighting, which makes everything look like it’s been deep-fried.
And let’s talk about that pose: one finger pointing to the crown like, “Yup, I’m the main character,” but the tilted head screams, “Please validate me!” Iconic chaos, wrapped in a buzzed princess package. Cheers to that. 🍻
Natalie: https://imgur.com/a/6tshEyG
With a total of 38 messages sent, this person has spoken the least
Kaf
THE HIEROPHANT + TEMPERANCE
Respect, Community, Patience
Gifts: Welcoming others, Synthesis, Understanding
Challenges: Excessive self-sacrifice, Pride, Fear of the unfamiliar
Advice: Inhabit the role of both student and teacher. Invite others into your calm. Learn by doing.
Grace
Added on Feb 21st, 2024, 10:53 PM by someone's ex
Kaf or kaf_.17
Oh, bless their heart, this one is trying. That lopsided grin is pure "I just got away with something," but the lighting is doing them dirty—it’s all squint and shine. The hair? Giving windswept farmer chic, but only on one side. And that tulip? A desperate attempt at romance, but the vibe is less “swoon-worthy” and more “stolen from a neighbor’s yard.” Honestly, the effort is adorable, but the execution? Tragic in the best way.
Jacob: https://imgur.com/a/BWLQ6Im
This person sent the most unique words per message, (meaning they tended to use a more diverse vocab), with an average of 3.83 unique words per message sent. Perhaps compensating?
Pardesh
THE EMPEROR + DEATH
Support, Protection, Dominance
Gifts: Responsibility, Will, Security
Challenges: Fear of the unknown, Rigidity, Superiority
Advice: Look for the beginning in every ending. Stand up for those you love. Embrace simple pleasures.
Autumn
Jacob added on May 23rd, 2024, at 9:28 PM
Safesport or safesportusa
Oh, sweetie, this one is giving "mall selfie with a sprinkle of existential crisis." That head tilt? Classic "I'm cute, right? Right?" energy, but the asymmetrical smirk is doing all the heavy lifting—and it's struggling. The eyebrows? Sisters, not twins, and one of them is clearly the rebel. Let’s talk about the sunglasses on the head: an accessory trying to convince us it’s summer, but honey, that puffy vest is screaming, "It’s mid-November, and I’m just here for the heating." And the hand pose? Straight out of the "starter influencer" handbook. A vibe, but a chaotic one.
Haylee: https://imgur.com/a/HJSdaq0
With an average of 2.93 likes per message, this person's messages got the most love
Meta AI
THE EMPEROR + DEATH
Support, Protection, Dominance
Gifts: Responsibility, Will, Security
Challenges: Fear of the unknown, Rigidity, Superiority
Advice: Look for the beginning in every ending. Stand up for those you love. Embrace simple pleasures.
Jacob
Added before I had access to the chat, is not missed.
Brian