Youth
Raymond’s most infamous criminal act
A. Arson
B. Shoplifting
C. Vandalism
D. Murder
A. Arson
This stunt left Raymond with a scar on his head.
A. Bear fight
B. Trying to fly
C. Jumping from a moving vehicle
D. Dirt bike racing
C. Jumping from a moving vehicle
How many siblings does Raymond have?
A. 3
B. 10
C. 6
D. 8
D. 8
What is Raymond's dream animal to own?
A. Cassowary
B. Lemur
C. Capybara
D. Camel named 'Kamal-A'
A. Cassowary
How many girlfriends did Raymond have?
A. Too many to count (pure Don Juan)
B. Erica was his one and only
C. 2
D. 5
A. Too many to count (pure Don Juan)
What did Raymond tell his Dad happened?
A. He fell off the curb flying a kite
B. He wrecked riding on his skateboard
C. His brother hit him with a bat
D. He jumped from a moving vehicle
A. He fell off the curb flying a kite
How many members of Raymond's immediate family are dead?
A. 1
B. 3
C. 0
D. 4
B. 3
Raymond favorite type of food?
A. Indian
B. Cajun
C. Italian
D. Mexican
B. Cajun
What was Raymond first car?
A. Ford Focus
B. Ford Mustang
C. Chevy Nova
D. Plymouth Neon
D. Plymouth Neon
What does Raymond tell kids the scar is from?
A. A fight in the prison yard
B. An epic gasoline fight accident
C. From his job as a stunt double for Morgan Freeman
D. He had his third eye removed
D. He had his third eye removed
How many died by Raymond's hand?
A. 1
B. 2
C. 3
D. 0 (He’s NOT a murder! 🤨)
What is Raymond's favorite color?
A. Black and sometimes very dark grey
B. Green
C. Red
D. Orange
C. Red
What sport did Raymond compete in during High School?
A. Football
B. Cross Country
C. Baseball
D. Swimming
B. Cross Country
What animal bit Raymond in the head at an amusement park?
A. Monkey
B. Hawk
C. Shark
D. Giraffe
C. Shark
How many states did the Ritchie's visit during our cross country trip?
A. 9
B. 12
C. 3
D. 5
B.12
What is Raymond's job?
A. Cyber Security Engineer
B. The Principal
C. Software Engineer
D. Cloud Engineer
A. Cyber Security Engineer
What was Raymond's first job?
A. The Holsom Bread Man
B. Pinhead at the bowling alley
C. Driving tractors on the farm
D. Zanjero at the irrigation district
C. Driving tractors on the farm
What caused the scar on Raymond's finger?
A. A slippery knife
B. A string and a slide
C. Rotating gears
D. Cheese grater
B. A string and a slide
What have the Ritchie's not done as a family?
A. Watch all the X-Men movies
B. Compete in a Spartan Race
C. Visit Mt. Rushmore
D. Turn our living room into a dungeon
A. Watch all the X-Men movies
How many emus does Raymond own?
A. 18
B. 15
C. 12
D. 13
D. 13