Poorly Described Animals
This creature is basically a fluffy burglar that washes its food like it’s prepping for a cooking show
Raccoon
This island nation is basically a volcanic sneeze in the North Atlantic that runs on geothermal power, wool sweaters, and people sitting in hot water while it snows
Iceland
This phrase describes the act of placing your hands on a wooden object and applying pressure, presumably to improve your luck
Knock on wood
This desert bird can run fast enough to make you question your life choices but refuses to fly
Ostrich
This landlocked country looks like someone tried to draw a circle and gave up, but it still manages to host banks, Alps, and more chocolate than anyone needs
Switzerland
This expression suggests you should rotate your entire vision-spheres a full 360 degrees to show annoyance
Roll your eyes
This spiky little potato protects itself by becoming a very angry ball
Hedgehog
This country is the one that’s technically an archipelago, but everyone only ever talks about its massive northern island and its capital full of neon signs
Japan
If taken literally, this means you are to seize an entire male bovine by the pointy parts of its head like a very confident rodeo enthusiast
Take the bull by the horns
A tiny, judgmental feathered goblin that swivels its whole head just to stare into your soul at 3 a.m
Owl
This country is the one shaped like a backwards “C,” wrapping around its neighbor like it’s trying to give it a slightly awkward hug
Senegal
This expression suggests your emotional distress can be reduced by emitting saline fluid from your eyes into a flowing river system
Cry me a river
A chilly-weather hooved buddy with head furniture so large it looks like it’s carrying its own holiday decorations
Reindeer
This country is the sliver along the Mediterranean that looks like someone tried to draw a straight line but the pen slipped toward the coastline at the last second
Lebanon
This phrase tells you to aim your footwear at the rear end of a metallic storage unit to motivate action
Kick the can