Dorm Life
Drinks coffee at night.
Who is Z?
“4:00, wallow in self pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger…tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me…I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. I’m booked!”
What is the Grinch?
“What a bright time, it’s the right time To rock the night away“
What is Jingle Bell Rock?
The rushing leader of college football.
Who is Ashton Jeanty?
Couples must have between them at all times.
What is a ray of sunshine?
The song that is always being played on the piano (so annoying).
What is “All My Life You Have been Faithful”?
“Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!”
Home Alone
“Sing, choirs of angels, sing in exultation;
Sing, all ye citizens of heaven above!
Glory to God, all glory in the highest”
What is O come all Ye Faithful?
NFL player that performed a backwards hurdle.
Who is Saquon Barkley?
Prank played on freshman guys every year.
What is a tie check?
Who is Nathaniel’s Nifty Team?
"Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."
What is It’s a Wonderful Life?
”There'll be parties for hosting, Marshmallows for toasting, And caroling out in the snow. There'll be scary ghost stories, And tales of the glories of, Christmases long, long ago.“
What is It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year?
NFL team that has set a new NFL record by loosing 4 games, yet scoring 33+ points.
Who are the Cincinnati Bengals?
The term used for acting like you are in attendance and then leaving.
What is scan and scram?
A pair of boxers appeared on the Christmas tree and Clay’s bed.
Who were Josh McKee’s underwear??
"I just don’t understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I’m still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed."
What is A Charlie Brown Christmas?
“Shepherds in the field abiding,
Watching o'er your flocks by night,
God with man is now residing;
Yonder shines the infant Light”
What is Angels from the Realms of Glory?
The college football team that has two star players that will get drafted early in the 2025 NFL Draft.
Who is the Colorado Buffaloes?
The opening year of Crown College.
When is 1991?
The person(s) who do not have any dorm demerits.
Who is Cooper and Z?
“You sure about that Clark?”
What is National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation?
“Christ, by highest heaven adored
Christ, the everlasting Lord;
Late in time behold Him come
Offspring of a virgin's womb.
Veiled in flesh the Godhead see;
Hail th' Incarnate Deity,
Pleased as man with man to dwell;
Jesus, our Emmanuel.”
What is Christ is Born in Bethlehem?
The NFL team that has committed the most penalties in the 2024 season.
Who are the Baltimore Ravens?
The only teacher cart that has a name.
Who is MAVERICK