Number Riddles
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
Neither
What is the end of everything?
The letter G
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
He always gets lost at sea
I am white, black and read all over. What am I?
Newspaper
How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
With cookie sheets
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
7
How do you spell cow in 13 letters
SEE O DOUBLE YOU.
What kind of running means walking?
Running out of gas.
Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
To the dock
What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
He was brain-washed
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
9
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
He's bald
What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?
Lifesaver
Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
Well, it's worth 99 more dollars.
What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
It quacked up
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
Grandfather, Father, Son
There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
10
How did the pancake hurt itself?
Doing backflips
If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?
Your fingers
How do you clean a dirty tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste
If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
two
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
Hip Hop
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Finland
What animal keeps the best time?
Watchdog
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
A nose