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This is the stage name for a famous Kayleigh still dreaming of Saskatchewan
Who is Chappell Roan
This 2012 UMN Med Grad turned "cool prof" wont have a margarita now but will remember when they went on the Phi Chi roof
Who is Erica Levine
Need a CBC blood test for a patient? This is the cost to pay.
What is $29
With just water and seeds, you can grow the hair of Bob Ross or the coat of a hedgehog in this product with a catchy jingle and numerous commercials
What is CHIa pet?
Frodo's best friend Sam the Dachshund is brought to the Phi Chi Vet because he has been having frequent fractures with minimal trauma. He has blue sclerae, hearing loss, and mild dentinogenesis imperfecta. If Sam has a puppy with his favorite Dachshund girlfriend Rosie who is homozygous negative for the allele, what are the odds that the puppy has the same disease as Sam
What is 0% (autosomal recessive in dachshunds)?
This actor who plays a phi chi brother's namesake answers the question: When will you wear wigs?
Who is Elijah Wood
This UMN med school alumni and famous surgeon has their last name in a library and 1/2 of a building on campus
Who is Wagensteen
Oh no! You ate too much sweets at Phi Chi and now you're in ESRD and need a new kidney. This is the price of a kidney in the black market.
What is $50,000 to $200,000 for a kidney.
This place won't have dollar-itas but you will be greeted at the door with a popular vine phrase "Hi, Welcome to...."
What is CHIli's?
You cant believe everyone in the house gets sick at the same time so you run cultures. Beccause you're a smart MS1, you determine that we are all getting MRSA every month. The treatment for this drug binds to this specific part of the cell wall.
What is D-Ala-D-Ala?
The leader of the Department of Health and Human Services connected this ancient Judaism practice to "the tism"
What is circumcision?
This UMN Medical School Alumni who pioneered open heart surgery is also a Phi Chi brother
Who is Lillehei
Is the price you need to pay if you want to get the same face as Kris Kardashian
What is $400k
No, you're not in denile, but you are near it when you see this famous statue.
What is the sPHInx?
This genetic disorder makes your pee smell like Nicks favorite breakfast condiment. What is the treatment?
What is B1 and avoiding BCAA?
Need to get drunk, use a tax payer-funded makeup studio, or illegally contact the editor of the Atlantic? This government official from Minnesota is the one to call
Who is Pete Hegseth
The university of Minnesota is known to have housed an infamous PhD who conducted fraudulent research in neurology. What disease did he lie about?
Alzheimer's
After stressing out from STEP so much, you decide to treat yourself to a hair transplant in Turkey. Good thing you saved up this amount for the procedure.
What is $3,000?
This adjective describes a characteristically difficult section of trail for a runner and most of Summit Ave. in the marathon.
What is uPHIll?
Frodo has been suffering through a brutal diet which has him going without food for 72 hours. At the Phi Chi vet his lab studies show low insulin, high glucagon, elevated free fatty acids, and elevated ketone bodies. His hepatic gluconeogenesis is active. Which amino acid contributes most significantly to his hepatic glucose production during this prolonged fast?
What is Alanine?
This is the name of the MN Vikings kicker who missed a field goal against Seattle in 2016
Who is WE DONT SPEAK OF HIM (Bl@ir Wal$h)
The Center of Magnetic Resonance Research has one of the strongest animal MRIs in the whole world. How strong with units, is the MRI?
17 T
You are treating a patient in Med-Peds and they really want a PSA 10 base set shadowless Charizard Pokemon card. How much are you paying?
What is $15,695?
This is characterized by disruptions in thought processes, perceptions, emotional responsiveness, and social interactions
What is sCHIzophrenia?
Frodo is performing a squeakerectomy on his new infant human shaped chew toy, in an effort to save the toy Uncle Ian needs to know what the normal BP of a human baby is. What is the BP?
What is 87-105 / 53-66 ?