finish the dad joke
why can't your nose be 6 inches long?
because then it would be a foot
who said... so I says to the guy...
who is RICK KENNEDY
The lawn mower won’t start. What does MATT do?
A) Call a professional mechanic
B) Check the gas and oil, then give it a solid whack
C) Give up and use the neighbor’s mower
D) Complain about “kids these days” and go watch TV
*matt answer*
whose playlist contains "zombie" by the cranberries
who is: DAN KENNEDY
name 5 things in ricks wallet
(open wallet to find out)
What do you call fake spaghetti?
an impasta
who said: “I am your father.”
who is: darth vader, star wars
You’re running late for an important event. DARYL realizes he forgot the tickets. What’s his move?
A) Stay calm and call to get digital tickets sent
B) Panic and blame the kids for distracting him
C) Drive anyway, hoping to sneak in at the door
D) Go back home to find the tickets and be late
mixture of C AND A but ultimately C
whose playlist contains "downbad" by taylor swift
who is: JEFF THOMPSON
If DAN was a superhero, what would his superpower be and why?
what is fly to "see stuff"
How do you organize a space party?
you planet!
who said: “I will be with you always, to the very end of the age.”
who is: jesus *does that count?*, the bible (matthew 28:20)
The family dog made a mess on the carpet. What does RICK do?
A) Grab the carpet cleaner immediately
B) Blame the dog, then blame the kids
C) Pretend it didn’t happen and walk around it
D) Take a picture and send it to the family group chat
*rick answer*
whose playlist contains "chattahoochee" by Alan Jackson
who is: MATT KENNEDY
MATT has a signature dance move named after him. Describe it and PERFORM IT.
*video of matt*
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They don’t have the __.
guts
who said... QUICK how do i buy stocks in those detachable bidets???
who is... MATT KENNEDY
Dinner is burning on the stove. What’s JEFF'S reaction?
A) Turn off the heat and start over calmly
B) Open all the windows and fans while yelling “It’s fine!”
C) Order pizza and say “This is gourmet anyway”
D) Eat it anyway because “waste not, want not”
*jeff answer*
whose playlist includes the song: "car fascist" by ad frank
who is: DARYL
If DARYL could replace any household appliance with a robot, which one would it be and why?
what is fridge because he wants to demand anything and retrieve it right away, also includes to feature to read his mind so he doesn't have to ask it
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
supplies!
“I mean, sure, I have my bad days. But then I remember what a cute smile I have.”
who is: phil dunphy, modern family
Your Wi-Fi isn’t working. What does DAN do first?
A) Restart the router like a pro
B) Call tech support immediately
C) Yell at the router for being “broken”
D) Use his phone as a hotspot and complain about the internet bill
*dan answer*
whose playlist contains the song: "duke of earl" by sha na na
who is: RICK KENNEDY
Describe in one word how RICK reacts when the Wi-Fi goes down.
what is "hurrumph"