Our Class
General school stuff
Riddles
Sad / Happy
Jokes
100

How many people are in 6NT?

0 - It's not a real class yet with people, but we'll be in it next year!

100

How many TEACHERS have we had in Year 5?

5

100

What kind of room has no windows or doors?

A mushroom

100

100, Sad: Which teacher is leaving this year?

Miss Caplan

100

Why did the cat sleep on the fan?

Because he wanted to be a cool cat!

200

How many of us are from the pre-prep?

13 of us

200

Why did Mrs Downes leave us?

A: She hated us

B: For maternity leave

C: To spend time with her family

B & C

200

What's alive without breath, as cold as death; never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail never clinking.

Fish

200

200, Sad: Which students from our year are leaving?

Aadi & Freddie


200

What's it called when you lend money to a bison?

A buffo-loan

300

Who joined in Year 3?

Rafi, Aaryan, James, Ishaan & Vihaan

300

True or False? Was 5GC ever a class?

True - It was there for one year, last year!

300

What is the more there is; the less you see?

Darkness

300

100, Happy: Who is the funniest, most unique teacher?

Mrs Tailor

300

What happened to the plant in Mrs Tailor's maths class?

It grew square roots

400

Who is in senior art club?

Michael, Ilyas, Aaryan & Dylan

400

Which OLD teacher used to have the initials: OL? (Hint: Male)

Mr Lipscomb

400

What has a mouth but cannot chew?

A river

400

200, Happy: How long will we have been with Mrs Tailor at the end of Y6?

1 year & 1 term

400

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

500

How does Mrs Tailor get us to be good?

By bribing us with her person of the week!

500

What is Mrs Tailor's favourite food?

Sushi

500

What animal can jump higher than a house?

All animals can jump higher than a house because houses can’t jump.

500

300, Happy: How many of us are leaving this year?

None - We're all together for our last year in HABS prep!

500

How can you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold it's nose shut - DUH!