imaginary animal battle
In a fight between a flying squirrel and a ferret on roller skates - who would win ?
The flying squirrel - it can dodge attacks from above and make sneak attacks while the ferret struggles with bounce
What body part never stops growing
Your nose and ears
If a hot dog costs 3$ and you have 30$ how many hotdogs can you buy. Every third hot dog comes with. Food coma , making you drop one hot dog. How many do you actually end up eating . Bonus q. . What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor
9 hot digs . You drop three. 6 left . B question …. MAKE ME ONE WITH EVERYTHING
What magical phrase makes loud kids suddenly quiet
Pickles !!!
I have hands but no fingers . A face but no eyes
A clock
Who would win in a battle between an electric eel AND A NINJA CAT
The ninja cat - it can use speed and supprise attacks to its advantage
What’s 5e only body part that CANNOT HEAL ITSELF
Your teeth!
If you have 8 pizzas and each pizza is cut into 10 slices how ,any slices to you have.. but, you ACICIDENTILY drop half a pie into MR Nate’s belly . How mAny slices re left
80 slices total , ,minus 5 is 75 total
What event typically happens only once YEAR - at the beginning of a year- but changes the entire energy of a Room
Assigning the classroom seating
The more you take the more you leave behind
Footsteps,
A moose with laser vision fights an octopus with super stretchy tentacle's
Octopus. Its tentacles can grab the moose’s legs and keep it from using its lasers
What’s the only muscle that never stops moving
Your heart
A COSMIC GIRAFFE has 8 Foot long legs . If we stack 9 giraffes on top of each other how long are the legs in total ? Remember each giraffe was actually wearing a one foot platform heel
72 plus 8. 80foot total
WHat is one classroom object that always gets lost no matter how careful you are .
Pencil and nor pencil erasers . They nd up in another dimension
I can be cracked , made, told , played. What am I
A joke
A dragon made of spaghetti fights. Robot penguin and shoots ice beams . Who wins
Robot penguin . The ice be a freeze the spaghetti dragon solid .
This Body part is mostly responsible for your sense of taste
Your nose . Most of what we taste is actually from your nose/ your sense of smell
A hippo runs 20miles an hour . If you put roller skates on it and the hippo goes 10% faster how fast does it ultimately go. cut the time in half cause the hippo always stops for ice cream .
22mph / 2 is 11 mph
What is always found under school desks.
Gum
I have a Ton of keys but can’t open a single lock . What am I
A piano,
A T. rex with. Pogo stick legs fights. A gigantic jellyfish with telepathic powers .who wins
Jellyfish . It can control the t Rex’s mind and make it bounce way
What weird thing does your brain do to your body while it sleeps
The brain paralyzes your body so you don’t act out your Dreams
Mr Nate has 104 bunny bats . If ms cass achieves Master Pokémon status and pokemon captures a fourth of them , but then out of the ALTRUISM in her cosmic heart she lets half of them go , and three accidentally fly away- how many bunny bats are left
10,!
1/4 of 104 is 26, half of them let go is 13 , three fly way leaves ten
What Is the most unexpected realization you have about teachers you don’t discover until later in life .
They actually have a life outside school , and most of just play video games :)
I go up but never come down . What am I
Your Age,,