Thanksgiving Jokes
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
it got the stuffing knocked out of it
Round to the hundreths place: 25.477
What is 25.480
123.06 - 24.6
98.46
45.7 x 103
45,700.
What are parallel lines?
lines that never cross
Round 151 to the nearest hundred.
What is 200
What key has legs and can't open a door?
a turkey
Round 9.156 to the nearest hundredth.
What is 9.16
10 x 3.67
36.7
Solve: 5.67+2.34
What is 8.01
How many seconds are in 3 minutes?
180 seconds
5 + n = 15
What is n?
n=10
What do you call a running turkey?
fast food!
The place value position of the 5 in 126,487.305
thousandths
Subtract: 80.0-39.6
40.4
Merrit spends $8.50 every Saturday for breakfast. What is the total amount of money she spends on breakfast for 7 Saturdays?
$59.50
What is an acute angle?
Angle that measure less than 90 degrees.
Write the number nineteen and eighty-two hundredths in standard form.
19.82
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
because it had it's own drumsticks
What do you call the answer you get when you divide?
Quotient
Sovle 6.198 X 5
30.99
How many inches are in one yard?
36 inches
How many inches are in 6 feet?
72 inches
The answer you get when you multiply
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, Google!
Write 16/1000 in decimal form.
0.016
30 x 1200
36,000
Order from least to greatest: 6.010; 6.1; 6.001
6.001; 6.010; 6.1
36.08 x 106 =
36,080,000.
Write in standard form:
(5 x 100) + (2 x 10) + (4 x 0.01) + (7 x 0.001)
520.047