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100
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
What is a barber!
100
What animal is famous in Christmas?
What is a reindeer!
100
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
100
What’s bigger than you, but doesn’t weigh anything?
What is your shadow
100
What 3 letter word starts with gas?
What is a car (and/or) the sun!
200
What do liars do when they die?
They lie still
200
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Because his head is so far away from his body!
200
What 5 letter word has six left when you take 2 letters away?
What is sixty!
200
What is something that can be broken without being hit or dropped?
What is a promise!
200
You light the match first
300
Why did the grandma put rollers states on her rocking chair?
Because she wanted to rock 'n' roll!
300
Where do you find flying rabbits?
In the hare force
300
What is the center of gravity?
The letter V
300
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
What is a window!
300
If a hole were 17 feet wide, 15 feet long, and 35 feet deep, how much dirt would be in it?
None. A hole is empty.
400
Why was Cinderella thrown of the baseball team?
Because she ran away from the ball!
400
Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because a bee comes after it.
400
What is the difference between a postage stamp and a girl?
One is mail fee and the other is a female.
400
Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?
Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow. Duh.
400
Before Mountain Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mountain Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet.
500
Why is a police man the strongest man in the world?
Because he can hold up automobiles with one hand!
500
What geometrical figure represents a lost parrot?
What is polygon (Polly gone)
500
How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Add G (gone)
500
A surgeon named Hal and a bus driver named Al are both in love with the same woman named Paige. Al needs to go for a long trip of 10 days. Before he left he gave Paige 10 apples. Why?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
500
You are awoken at 3 A.M. by a knock on your door. Your parents call you to let you know that they are there for breakfast. You are confused but quickly think of what food you have. You have bread, jam, butter, and eggs. What do you open first?
The door for your parents.