5th Period Faces
Music References
All My Exes
Grammar Jokes
Stupid Answers
100

This person will probably pronounce both Ls in "tortilla".

Who is Jackson Harris?

100

This is a guy who thinks he's fly, and is also known as a busta.

Who is a scrub?

100

This is what some girls put in place so they don't have to see my face.

What are restraining orders?

100

This is why there's nothing like a good metaphor.

What is because that's a simile?

100

This is a game that involves dungeons and dragons.

What is dungeons and dragons?

200

This person is likely to fall off of his chair in the middle of class.

Who is Emond Stewart?

200

This is the way in which the Backstreet Boys want it.

What is that way?

200

This is what Mr. M. told his ex to eat until she wanted to be something more.

What is a pile of possum dumplings?

200

This is what you would call Santa if he relied on his wife to do all the work around the house.

What is a dependent Claus?

200

This game, played by people such as Kevin Durant and LeBron James, is played with a basket and a ball.

What is basketball?

300

This person will probably wear camouflage to class.

Who is Jaja Hemphill?

300

This is what Mr. M. told his ex when she said, "I wanna know what love is."

What is "I want you to show me"?

300

This is why Mr. M.'s ex couldn't reject him by saying "You're like a brother to me."

Because she was from Mississippi.

300

If a pedicure is what happens when you get your toenails done, and you file your fingernails with a nail file, what do you file your toenails with?

What is a pedifile?

300

In which city are the pyramids of Giza located?

What is Giza?

400

This person is likely to tell you she's Mr. M.'s favorite.

Who Nicole Mendez?

400

This is where Kenny Loggins will wind up if he keeps on taking the same highway.

What is The Danger Zone?

400

This is how I would describe dating the elevator operator in my building

What is "It has its ups and downs, but is wrong on so many levels"?

400

This is what happened when the past, present, and future all wound up at the same venue.

What is it got tense?

400

The Dave Matthews Band was named after which singer and musician?

Who is Dave Matthews?

500

This person is prone to skip school to go get doughnuts with the baseball team.

Who is Charitie Colquitt?

500

If Taylor Swift's ex could only play the notes E, G, B, D, and F, her 2012 hit single would've been called this.

What is "I Knew You Were Treble"?

500

This is why Mr. M. broke up with the broom he was dating.

What is because she only wanted to sweep together?

500

This is what happened when the English teacher got released from prison because of good behavior.

What is she never finished her sentence?

500

When someone is in a strange situation, they are often said to be in the Twilight Zone. That term was taken from the title of this TV series.

What is the Twilight Zone?