This person will probably pronounce both Ls in "tortilla".
Who is Jackson Harris?
This is a guy who thinks he's fly, and is also known as a busta.
Who is a scrub?
This is what some girls put in place so they don't have to see my face.
What are restraining orders?
This is why there's nothing like a good metaphor.
What is because that's a simile?
This is a game that involves dungeons and dragons.
What is dungeons and dragons?
This person is likely to fall off of his chair in the middle of class.
Who is Emond Stewart?
This is the way in which the Backstreet Boys want it.
What is that way?
This is what Mr. M. told his ex to eat until she wanted to be something more.
What is a pile of possum dumplings?
This is what you would call Santa if he relied on his wife to do all the work around the house.
What is a dependent Claus?
This game, played by people such as Kevin Durant and LeBron James, is played with a basket and a ball.
What is basketball?
This person will probably wear camouflage to class.
Who is Jaja Hemphill?
This is what Mr. M. told his ex when she said, "I wanna know what love is."
What is "I want you to show me"?
This is why Mr. M.'s ex couldn't reject him by saying "You're like a brother to me."
Because she was from Mississippi.
If a pedicure is what happens when you get your toenails done, and you file your fingernails with a nail file, what do you file your toenails with?
What is a pedifile?
In which city are the pyramids of Giza located?
What is Giza?
This person is likely to tell you she's Mr. M.'s favorite.
Who Nicole Mendez?
This is where Kenny Loggins will wind up if he keeps on taking the same highway.
What is The Danger Zone?
This is how I would describe dating the elevator operator in my building
What is "It has its ups and downs, but is wrong on so many levels"?
This is what happened when the past, present, and future all wound up at the same venue.
What is it got tense?
The Dave Matthews Band was named after which singer and musician?
Who is Dave Matthews?
This person is prone to skip school to go get doughnuts with the baseball team.
Who is Charitie Colquitt?
If Taylor Swift's ex could only play the notes E, G, B, D, and F, her 2012 hit single would've been called this.
What is "I Knew You Were Treble"?
This is why Mr. M. broke up with the broom he was dating.
What is because she only wanted to sweep together?
This is what happened when the English teacher got released from prison because of good behavior.
What is she never finished her sentence?
When someone is in a strange situation, they are often said to be in the Twilight Zone. That term was taken from the title of this TV series.
What is the Twilight Zone?