Weekend Update Hosts
Band by the Bass Player
Words That You Did Not Know Were Actually Acronyms
"What Are The Five" Autofill
Disco Isn't Dead
Pride Month
100

The current pair of writers that host Weekend Update try to cancel each other every Christmas

Colin Jost and Michael Che

100

Flea

Red Hot Chili Peppers

100

A concentrated beam of energy used in real life in Lasik surgery and in science fiction as weapons

LASER - Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

100

Touch, Taste, Smell, Sight, Sound

Senses

100

To not pay the full price for something

Discount

100

Lions are sexually dimorphic creatures, meaning male and female lions have visual differences. The male lion has a tuft of hair around its neck called this

Mane

200

He was the first host of the original Weekend Update in 1975, and you weren't!

Chevy Chase

200

Sting

The Police

200

Big receivers for collecting and sending information, or a character on MASH

RADAR - RAdio Detection and Ranging

200

Erie, Superior, Michigan, Ontario, Huron

Great Lakes

200

To be the first one to find something

Discover

200

The lion is at the top of the food chain in its habitat, making it one of these kinds of predators, a synonym for pinnacle

Apex

300

He frequently interviewed Stefon for the latest info on New York's hottest clubs

Seth Meyers

300

Bernard Edwards

CHIC

300

While using this device a diver can breathe underwater for long periods of time

SCUBA - Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

300

Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance

Stages of Grief

300

The entirety of a musical artists body of work

Discography

300

This hybrid animal is one of the most well known. The product of a lion and another large cat

Liger

400

Taking over the role in Season 20 this comedian was fired in 1998 for making too many jokes about O.J. Simpson on Weekend Update

Norm Macdonald

400

Cliff Williams

AC/DC

400

Click on all squares containing traffic lights, is an example of this security test

CAPTCHA - Completely Automated Public Turing Test to tell Computers and Humans Apart

400

DAILY DOUBLE

Physical Touch, Words of Affirmation, Acts of Service, Quality Time, Gift Giving

400

A disagreement between people or a voice chat app for video games

Discord

400

A roaring lion is used as the logo for this American media company, thanks Leo!

MGM

500

She was the second anchor of Weekend Update and could often be seen hurling personal attacks during the Point/Counterpoint segment

Jane Curtin

500

Tina Weymouth

Talking Heads

500

A mistake or general state of confusion or disarray coined by soldier's in WW2 accepting the disorder of war

SNAFU - Situation Normal All F****d Up

500

Profession of Faith, Prayer, Alms, Fasting, Pilgrimage

Pillars of Islam

500

Characterized by confusion and disorder

Discombobulated

500

Due to a decreasing population lions are listed as this status on the conservation scale

Vulnerable