The current pair of writers that host Weekend Update try to cancel each other every Christmas
Colin Jost and Michael Che
Flea
Red Hot Chili Peppers
A concentrated beam of energy used in real life in Lasik surgery and in science fiction as weapons
LASER - Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
Touch, Taste, Smell, Sight, Sound
Senses
To not pay the full price for something
Discount
Lions are sexually dimorphic creatures, meaning male and female lions have visual differences. The male lion has a tuft of hair around its neck called this
Mane
He was the first host of the original Weekend Update in 1975, and you weren't!
Chevy Chase
Sting
The Police
Big receivers for collecting and sending information, or a character on MASH
RADAR - RAdio Detection and Ranging
Erie, Superior, Michigan, Ontario, Huron
Great Lakes
To be the first one to find something
Discover
The lion is at the top of the food chain in its habitat, making it one of these kinds of predators, a synonym for pinnacle
Apex
He frequently interviewed Stefon for the latest info on New York's hottest clubs
Seth Meyers
Bernard Edwards
CHIC
While using this device a diver can breathe underwater for long periods of time
SCUBA - Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance
Stages of Grief
The entirety of a musical artists body of work
Discography
This hybrid animal is one of the most well known. The product of a lion and another large cat
Liger
Taking over the role in Season 20 this comedian was fired in 1998 for making too many jokes about O.J. Simpson on Weekend Update
Norm Macdonald
Cliff Williams
AC/DC
Click on all squares containing traffic lights, is an example of this security test
CAPTCHA - Completely Automated Public Turing Test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
DAILY DOUBLE
Physical Touch, Words of Affirmation, Acts of Service, Quality Time, Gift Giving
A disagreement between people or a voice chat app for video games
Discord
A roaring lion is used as the logo for this American media company, thanks Leo!
MGM
She was the second anchor of Weekend Update and could often be seen hurling personal attacks during the Point/Counterpoint segment
Jane Curtin
Tina Weymouth
Talking Heads
A mistake or general state of confusion or disarray coined by soldier's in WW2 accepting the disorder of war
SNAFU - Situation Normal All F****d Up
Profession of Faith, Prayer, Alms, Fasting, Pilgrimage
Pillars of Islam
Characterized by confusion and disorder
Discombobulated
Due to a decreasing population lions are listed as this status on the conservation scale
Vulnerable