That state with 5 Great Lakes
Michigan!!!!
Duponts very own 5 Floors of music and college students
Decades
(Its still a good time though!)
The agency tasked with managing the National Park Service and 75% of federal lands
U.S. Department of the Interior
(USDA randomly manages other parks for some reason?)
Barking in the back of your briefing
Herbert and Wilson 。◕‿‿◕。
You're required to take 15 days of these each year or else you'll be fired (jk not really)
This US state has the fewest counties
Delaware
They founded the Church of Scientology in 1954
L. Ron Hubbard
(Leah Remini: It's because they have tax-exempt status)
She's not having it with social media...and she's letting you know
Claire ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
NSIs very own tobacco company
Phillip Morris International ( ͡Ⓘ ͜ʖ ͡Ⓘ)
(So health - jk jk)
It’s the only country that borders both the Caspian Sea and the Persian Gulf
Iran
In April 2021, a group of Georgetown students launched a national campaign (petition) to rename Ronald Regan Airport to what
Jojo Siwa International Airport (Currently at 80,000 signatures)
“I’m 27 years old, I’ve no money and no prospects. I’m already a burden to my parents….. and I’m frightened.”
Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice (s/o Charlotte) 👩
20 duplicate emails at 5:58 on a Friday
Kendall's SIB emails
(>﹏<)
They came nearly each week of summer 2021 and gave us a peek into a 4 day work week
Summer Fridays🔥🔥🔥
The strait that provides open sea passage from the Persian Gulf to the ocean
The Strait of Hormuz
Allegedly this group of people mistakenly believed regular DC traffic was a strategic plan by "Antifa" to stall them
The Trucker Convoy
(what was the point of this again?)
This former tech company actually had the motto "Don't be evil" for a while...
He's our linkurious (or whatever) king and he's making sure you're staying updated at every turn - really tho, attend linkurious (or whatever) training
Brandon
( ͡Ⓘ ෴ ͡Ⓘ)
You have a good chance of getting hired here if your name is Stefanie/steph
BMS
(will we ever do that PTSD work...stay tuned)
¯\_( ͡► ෴ ͡◄)_/¯
The five countries that formed colonies that would later become part of the United States territory
England, France, the Netherlands, Russia and Spain.
This functioning deli on U St hides a secret party behind its industrial fridge door
Capo Deli
(♫♫♫♫♫♫♫♫)
These 5 countries voted against the UN resolution condemning Russia for the Ukraine invasion in March 2022
Russia, North Korea, Eritrea, Syria, and Belarus
These 4 #CITYGIRLS/GUYS can be found wondering around the concrete jungle
Ben
Christabelle
Natalie
Tesea
They're the reason were here celebrating
Tyson, Natalie, and (lets go) Brandon
Why do half of you have birthdays in July tho?