Genesis Jokes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
What is the origin of the English term Christmas?
What is mass on Christ's day?
Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
What is a dictionary?
Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
Who is Abraham? He knew a Lot.
The first known Christmas tree in the White House was decorated with what ornament(s)?
What are candles?
Where do snowmen keep money?
What is a snow bank?
Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
What is the best selling Christmas single of all time?
What is White Christmas?
What does the gingerbread man put on his bed?
What are cookie sheets?
On the Ark, Noah probably got milk from the cows. What did he get from the ducks?
What are Quackers?
What is the name of the little girl in the Nutcracker?
Who is Clara?
What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy?
What are Orna-mints?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Who is Noah? He was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Who was the author of A Christmas Carol?
Who is Charles Dickens?
What goes "oh, oh, oh"?
What is Santa - walking backwards?