soccer
jokes
100

Who is the best player in the world

Cristiano Ronaldo

100

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!

200

what is the best club of all time 

Real Madrid ,


200

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

300

what player has won  the most world cups 

Pele

300

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

400

what club has won the most champions leagues

Real Madrid

400

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut!

500

who won the first world cup

Uruguay

500

Why French people eat snails?

Because they don't like fast food