soccer
Who is the best player in the world
Cristiano Ronaldo
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
what is the best club of all time
Real Madrid ,
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
what player has won the most world cups
Pele
What did one hat say to the other hat?
You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
what club has won the most champions leagues
Real Madrid
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
who won the first world cup
Uruguay
Why French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food