i speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?
An echo
The more of this there is, the less you see.
What is it?
Darkness
A man is hanging in a room with only a puddle of water beneath him. No furniture. How?
He stood on a block of ice, which melted.
A rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof. Which way does the egg roll?
Roosters don’t lay eggs.
I have cities but no houses, rivers but no water, and forests but no trees. What am I?
A map
I have keys but no lock, I have space but no room, you can enter but not go outside. What am I?
Keyboard
What has one eye but can’t see?
Needle
The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday.” What day is today?
Friday
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
Light or sound
A man enters a room and sees 34 people. He kills 30. How many are in the room?
Still 34 — he never left, and the people didn’t leave
What can travel around the world while staying in the same corner?
a Stamp
I’m not alive, but I can grow. I don’t have lungs, but I need air. I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me
Fire
I am a word. If you pronounce me right, it’s wrong. If you pronounce me wrong, it’s right. What am I?
Wrong
A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies. The boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor says, “I can’t operate on him, he’s my son.” How?
The doctor is his mother
I reflect without judgment, multiply without end, yet break with a single stone. What am I?
A mirror
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
What runs, but never walks has a bed but never sleeps has a mouth but never talks
A river
Forward I am heavy, but backward I’m not. What am I?
Ton — backward is “not”.
You bury a time capsule deep underground. Ten years later, you return and dig it up but find it hasn’t aged a single day. How is that possible?
Because time capsules are meant to stay unchanged
You enter a room with 3 doors. One leads to a pit of fire, one to a room full of deadly gas, and one to a room full of lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years. Which do you choose?
The lion room — lions that haven’t eaten in 3 years are dead.
What can you catch but not throw?
The flu
I have no beginning, middle, or end. I’m in infinity and surround all. What am I?
A circle (or zero, or the concept of infinity).
Two brothers were born on the same day, same month, and same year, to the same mother — but they are not twins. How?
They’re triplets (or more) — just two of them are mentioned.
“This sentence is false.” Is the sentence true or false?
It’s a paradox — if it’s true, it’s false; if it’s false, it’s true. It’s neither.
You enter a dark room with a box of matches, a candle, a lamp, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
The match