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The difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer.
What is 'the taste'?
This Country's symbol is the Unicorn.
What is Scotland?
This is an official state holiday in LA; in French, it translates to 'fat Tues'.
What is Mardi Gras?
Trump became the 1st president to be impeached twice this week; name two presidents who were impeached once.
Who are : Bill Clinton.
Andrew Johnson
There are more US armed troops in this city than there are in Afghanistan and Iraq combined.
What is DC?
All of the reviews for the restaurant on the Moon complained of the same problem...."Great Food but..."
What is "No Atmosphere"?
Unicorns are mentioned in the bible this many times.
What is 9?
Thanks to Abe Lincoln, this holiday is celebrated specifically in Washington DC.
What is Emancipation Day?
This NFL Coach declined the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Who is Bill Belichick?
This is Trump's pillow industry advisor.
Who is Mike Lindell?
The Knight that invented the Round Table.
Who was Sir Cumference?
This marine animal is known as the Unicorn of the Sea.
What is the Narwhal?
In Texas, this holiday is the day after MLK Day; in 2021 it's Jan 19.
What is Confederate Memorial Day?
This Senator's press conference outdoors in NY City was heckled by a woman.
Who is Chuck Schumer?
The Qanon Congressperson from GA.
Who is Marjorie Taylor Greene?
All that was left after the explosion in the Cheese factory.
What is de Brie?
"The Unicorn", a hit song for The Irish Rovers, offered this reason for why Unicorns became extinct.
What is "they missed Noah's Ark?"
Casimir Pulaski Day is a holiday in this State.
What is IL?
This guy became the richest man in the world recently.
Who is Elon Musk?
This retail chain offered it's 157,000 employees 4 hours pay if they get the Covid vaccine.
What is Dollar General?
What the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor.
What is "Make me one with everything".
This is what a unicorn's horn is called.
What is an Alicorn?
Margaretta Days, which is celebrated by burning a ship, is an official holiday of this state.
What is ME?
This freshman member of the House refused to allow a search of her bag after setting off a metal detector.
Who is Lauren Boebert?
The PM of this EU Country resigned on Jan 13, due to his party's misuse of coronavirus $$.
What is Estonia?