The 10-Q!!!
May Day!!! This was the filing date of Yelp's 10-Q
May 6
These are the first names of Ashley's new bundles of joy
Cecilia and Charlie
(a/k/a The Minnesota Twins!)
This new Oscar-winning actor made headlines when he slapped the face of Chris Rock at the Academy Awards
Will Smith
This is the deadline (time and timezone) for the posting of all journals in Oracle
8:00 PM PST
(on Day +5, usually...)
These are the first names of the four managers Michael has had in his Yelp career!
Ashley, Karen, Hilary, (Karen again!), Gina
This is the amount, in thousands, of Yelp's Q1-2022 Sales and Marketing Expenses
$126,097
When Sarah Aber announced her resignation, this is the object that Michael gave to Helen
A stretcher
This entrepreneur recently secured a deal to purchase Twitter for roughly $44 billion
Elon Musk
This city will play host to the Accounting team's IRL Gathering in June!
San Francisco
(womp womp for contractors...)
This is the number of perfect 300 games that Michael has in bowling!
3
We're going green!!! This is the amount of Yelp's restricted cash, in thousands, at March 31, 2022
$794
This is the weight of Susannah's new daughter, Sophie
6 pounds, 6 ounces
(The Baby Formerly Known As Izzy)
Many bold and risky gamblers cashed in big when this 80-1 longshot won Saturday's Kentucky Derby
Rich Strike
Contractors included, this is the current number of people on Yelp's Accounting team
26
Front yard and backyard, this is how many solar pathway lights Michael has around his house!
48
(and two crocodiles!)
This is the total amount of Yelp's gross unrecognized tax benefits as of March 31, 2022
$55.3 million
For the opening of the new San Francisco office, this is the number of team members featured in Brenda's picture
7
(Chris, Brenda, Helen, Conor, Gina, Jeanette, Karen)
This is the name of the former wife film actor Johnny Depp is suing for $50 million for defamation of character (and that is countersuing him for $100 million)
Amber Heard
(I now always check my bed at night...)
Welcome to the team!!! These are the four areas that are involved in the onboarding of all new team members
Concur, GL Wand, FloQast/Shared Drive, Entities/Services
This is the year that Michael passed the CPA Exam!
2007
This is the explanation given for Yelp's decrease in depreciation and amortization expense for the three-months ended March 31, 2022
Decrease in depreciation of leasehold improvements from asset retirements related to lease terminations and expirations that have occurred since prior year
This is the date (month and day) that Gina posted the Head of Revenue job description
March 23
These are the overall number one seed teams in the ongoing NBA and NHL Playoffs
Phoenix Suns
and
Florida Panthers
New contractor Sara enjoys listening to music from this artist while exercising on her Peloton, not a Toxic Pony!
Britney Spears
Rounded to the nearest hundred, this is the amount of money Michael spent to attend the Chicago Blackhawks' Stanley Cup championship clinching game in 2015!
$2,100