Accidents
The object Loll used to break Dad's brand new DVD player
what is a piece of toast?
The scent of the candle burning in this room
What is spiced gingerbread?
Mum's pronunciation of 'cutlery'
what is 'Cutellry'?
the town in which we acquired Purdy
where is Middlesbrough?
our preferred tactic to get rid of a sibling whilst playing Super Mario Bros
What is 'putting them in a bubble'?
Sarah's awkward mistake while playing the game last night
What is 'mistaking two siblings for lovers'?
The genre of music Martin played for Dad while trying to calm him down after he broke his leg
What is country (and western)?
Joseph's favoured way to say goodbye for a while
what is Toodles?
the name for collection of rocks on smugglers cove
what is Rock City?
Loll's ultimate favourite food, that he eats probably every day
Pesto
the thing Loll used to clean up when Scamper shat on the carpet
what is hoover?
three uses of the downstairs bedroom
what are - Study - Play room - Joseph's room - Guest room - Lucy's room - Mum and Dad's room?
The name of Sarah's cat
Who is 'Kyle'?
the sibling that takes annual gin baths
Who is 'Joseph'?
The way Joseph told us about his engagement to Sarah
How is 'sending in the champagne emoji into our groupchat and then not responding for 24 hours'?
The condiment Mum served us with curry after mistaking it for mango chutney
what is Marmalade?
Sybil's drink of choice when she came to ours for Christmas
What is white wine?
Loll pronunciation of Baynes bakery
what is Bay-nez?
The person who hooked Sarah's folks up with weed when they were over here
Who is 'Loll'?
Dad's favourite adaptation of Dicken's christmas carol
Scrooge (1951)
the sandwich that Lucy dropped in a customers handbag at the Chestnut Tree
what is Tuna mayo?
the reason Dad removed Loll's treehouse
what is it looked like a 'refugee camp'?
Dad's way of politely saying "go away"
what is "Scoot (just now)"?
one of Joseph's school friends who witnessed him skidding into the pole on the St Madoes slip road
who is Sean?
Mum and Dad's preferred name for the TV remote
what is the doofer waffer?