Silly Questions
Whats 1 + 1
Let me guess you said 2 🙂↕️ nope it’s a window.
Who eats your snacks but says “ I only had one“?
Your friend
How many months have 28 days?
All of them
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta
What makes a bad joke worse
You explaining it
If you build a fort, drive a Ford, and fill out a form, then what do
you eat soup with?
Spoon 😆🌚
: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it got sick of you from using it 24/7
Who says “I’m not tired” then falls asleep first?
Your twin
Who laughs before finishing their own joke?
That same friend
What’s funnier than one friend tripping?
Two friends tripping
u get it right
Who’s smarter Joe Biden or Trump
think hard
Me of course DUNIA
What food do you eat when you’re mad?
Angry‑oni (macaroni)
Who forgets their homework but remembers drama?
I’m looking at you 👀👁️🙈
Who says “I’m not hungry” then eats everyone’s food?
….🦉😶🌫️
What’s the best way to ruin a serious moment?
Laughing
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had tooooooo many problems
Who says “I’m on my way” but hasn’t left yet?
Your friend
Who laughs the loudest at their own joke?
That one friend
Why did the bicycle fall over?
It was two-tired
Who turns a 5‑minute story into 20 minutes?
ummm let’s be quite for now
If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?
……..,………… Sorry but it’s YOU
Who forgets their homework but remembers drama?
You obviously
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what happens?
It gets wet bruh use ur brain for once
Why did the math book scream?
Someone opened its problems
What’s faster than the speed of light?
a friend running from responsibility