This Ottawa landmark is where the elected officials of government gather to argue about who is the least evil
Parliament/House of Commons
This city is the only place in the world where fans of trees, dinosaurs, and birds all gather.
Toronto
"really fun Click movie about valuing Click the life you Click are given, with the Click caveat (or Click benefit) of being Click made by Click Adam Click Sandler Click"
Click
This seventh rendition of an iconic series does not include characters named Jovial Merryment or Superstitional Realism despite similarities with a recent twitter trend
JoJo's Bizzare Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run
In 2015 the Rogers Centre "flipped" after this player hit a go ahead 3 run homer against the Texas Rangers, famously tossing his in celebration
Jose Bautista
Getting fired isn't your only concern for failing in this rouge-like as the fate of the sun is somehow tied to this factory
Nubby's Number Factory
"this movie doesnt even have to be about jury duty just lock a dozen guys in a room for a couple hours and they coming out sweaty and worked up one way or another"
12 Angry Men
The two universities of Ottawa face off every year in a football game, this zoo animal adjacent game uses two distinct colours for their jerseys, appropriately called the what?
Panda Game
This famous soccer player went from kicking balls, getting sexual assault cases, and losing to Argentinians to fighting Terry Bogard and finding ball oki setups.
Cristiano Ronaldo
" 'a man who is gay' gotta be one of the most iconic lines in cinema, eagerly awaiting volume two"
Single Man Problems
The Ottawa football team in the CFL would use exclusively rakados decks in magic, given their appropriate, two coloured name:
Ottawa RedBlacks
These royal sports team may be from Sacramento or Los Angeles depending on whether you ask NBA or NHL fans respectively
Kings
"bald people will drive you insane"
Whiplash
"was pleasantly surprised at how many times fish was said in the first couple of minutes"
The Shawshank Redemption