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PKW (Phone, Keys, Wallet)
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100

The time at night you need STFU  

What is 11pm?

100

The minimum percentage of unit owner votes — in person or by proxy — needed to conduct any official business at a meeting.

What is 30%? (That's roughly 10 of our 31 units.)

100

This is the one number you call for any building emergency — business hours, after hours, same number, just follow the prompt.

What is 202-595-1600?

100

The non-refundable fee every owner pays before moving into the building.

What is $300?(There is no move-out fee.)

200

The maximum number of pets allowed per unit — dogs, cats, or caged birds only.

What is 2?

200

The supermajority vote required from ALL unit owners to amend the bylaws

What is two-thirds? about 21 of our 31 units

200

The 4-digit code to the lockbox located outside the gym utility closet.

 What is 7981?

200

Before any major renovation begins, owners must put down this refundable security deposit.

What is $500?

300

Renovation work is permitted these days and hours — and never on federal holidays.

What is Monday through Saturday, 8 AM to 5 PM?

300

A bylaw amendment can be proposed by the Board — or by petition from this share of unit owners.

What is 30%? (That's roughly 10 of our 31 units)

300
The holder of every physical unit key 

Who is Tiffany / FPM? 

300

Leasing your unit without Board authorization — even if the rental cap hasn't been hit — costs this much per month.

What is $1,000?