blast from the past
After watching their music videos on a loop at daycare in Japan, Erin swears this all girl music group was her “gay awakening”
Pussycat dolls
Ryan followed up every one of Erin’s boyfriends names with queer. To him, the name of Erin’s African American boyfriend in Japan was
What is laQuere
Ryan got a hook in the _____ Doing _____
Foot, fishing competition
The name of Erin’s principal in middle school who called mom quite frequently.
Principal Whidden
The name of Ryan’s SECOND Asian girlfriend
What is Thuyvi
Erin’s one food allergy
Tonic water (quinine )
Before a family trip, Ryan fell off the jungle gym and exclaimed “go get mom, I broke my ______.”
Arm
One of Erin’s babysitters got very upset for doing this while she was eating
Humming
Mom and ryan went to see this dirty comedy when Erin was too young to watch
Bruno
Ryan dated this girlfriend with long blonde hair and a difficult name
What is Vilija
Mom and pete wouldn’t let either kid up from the table until they finished this in Japan…. And now they still don’t eat it
What is sweet potatoes
Name all of Erin’s surgery’s
Labiaplasty, acl reconstruct, and apendectomy
The names of the two bullies that lived on our street in Ohio where ____ and his brother ____
Kevin, Kyle
The name of Ryan’s video game that was smashed after he did not make good grades
Super smash bros brawl
Erin was in what grade when she dated the infamous Nick Wells
What is 8th grade
Ryans absolute most hated dish
What is Alfredo
Ryan ran into what on his bike, causing his handle bars to be crooked
Pole
Erik Robertson claims hit this when he actually hit Ryan’s car
Turtles
this movie played on a loop when Pete first started coming over to the house in Ohio
Pirates of the Caribbean
Erin fell off a barstool at dads after lezlie told her to come look at her _____.
What is plants