Captain Digby
Captain's music, we're on boat time, selfie rule, and have fun.
What are Captain Digby's boat rules?
This is the home stadium where the Oregon State Beavers play. It was originally called Parker Stadium when it opened in 1953 before being renamed in 1999.
What is Reser Stadium?
Steven's first job was working for his uncle and cousin doing this type of outdoor work, and he would eventually take over the business.
What is landscaping?
Steven acquired both a new boat AND an amazing wife in this banner year.
What is 2024?
First produced in 1978, and known as the "Silver Bullet," this beer is iconically Steven's favorite.
What is Coors Light?
If you break one of Captain Digby's boat rules, this is your punishment involving beer and a funnel.
What is taking a beer bong?
This legendary coach led the Packers to five NFL championships in seven years during the 1960s, and the Super Bowl trophy was later named in his honor.
Who is Vince Lombardi?
This nickname, referring to a precious yellow metal, describes Steven's favored status in the family.
What is the golden child?
The second time Mary saw Steven, he was leaving this kind of event to go crash another.
What is a wedding?
Despite his sensitive stomach, Steven can't get enough of this acidic, vinegar-soaked snack.
What are pickles?
At Steven's bachelor party on a houseboat, this piece of cooking equipment caught on fire.
What is a BBQ?
The Packers are unique in professional sports as the only non-profit, community-owned major league team in the United States, a structure that has helped keep the franchise in the small city of Green Bay.
What is community-owned/publicly owned by shareholders?
As the oldest child, Steven had already been ruling the Digby household for this many years when his sister, Rachel, arrived.
What is eight years?
Steven and Mary both graduated from college in this year.
What is 2013?
This 1994 film starring Tom Hanks based on an 1986 novel about a man with childlike wisdom is Steven's favorite movie.
What is Forrest Gump?
This is the name of the store on Steven's favorite lake in Culver, Oregon.
What is D&D Marina?
Steven owns a Packers jersey with this tight end's number (#88) which is the same year as his birth, 1988.
Who is Luke Musgraves?
Steven's talent performance of this graceful activity involving flowing fabric won him the title of "Mr. Centennial" at his high school.
What is ribbon dancing?
Each winter, Steven and Mary make an annual pilgrimage to this Arizona suburb of a major US city.
What is Chandler?
Steven particularly dislikes when people of this stature stand too close and directly beneath him.
What are short people?
The number of years between Steven getting Cheap Seats and upgrading to Box Seats.
What is seven years? (2017 to 2024)
This is the year Oregon State's football team first took the field, when they were still known as Oregon Agricultural College and won their first game 64-0 over Albany College.
What is 1893?
In a time capsule letter written in eighth grade, Steven revealed his two future life ambitions: owning a BMX bike and dating a "big-titted" woman of this hair color.
What is blonde?
Steven's family insists that Steven swore up and down he would never do this in life.
What is marry?
This four-word question is guaranteed to annoy Steven, even though strangers ask him constantly.
What is "How tall are you?"