Girl Knowledge
What is the average length of a period?
2-7 days
You’re craving some burgers and fries after work and you ask your girl if she wants anything but she says “I don’t want anything”. What’s your next move?
Get her something duh
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Bra inserts
What is the difference between a Brazilian Wax and a Bikini wax?
Brazilian is full bald, Bikini takes off visible hair around the underwear line
Define girl dinner
Random snacks and little bits of food instead of an actual cooked meal
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Guasha
Your girlfriend is shopping for bras and tells you she's a 32B. What do the number 32 and the letter B actually represent?
The number is her band measurement and the letter is her bust measurement
If your girl asked you to “check me” and she started walking in front of you. What is she asking you to do?
Check the back of her pants to see if her period went through
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Period disc
When your girl is suddenly extra emotional, sensitive, and feeling all the feels, what phase of her menstrual cycle might she be in?
What does it mean when you pay for something in cash?
It’s free bc ✨girl math✨
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Hakka breast pump
Scenario: Your girlfriend is shopping and sees a cute shirt. She guesses it costs $30, but it’s actually only $22. She buys it, saving $8. She then uses that $8 to buy herself a sweet treat. How much did the sweet treat technically cost her? Explain.
It was free! Explanation: She mentally prepared herself to spend $30 on the shirt. When she discovered it was only $22, she saved $8. That $8 is technically extra money she wasn't expecting to have.
Since the savings paid for the sweet treat, she didn't actually spend any extra money on it. The shirt was already within her original $30 budget, and the treat was bought with money she saved.
Therefore, the sweet treat was FREE. She actually saved money AND got a treat. It's called girl math. 💅
Scenario: Your homie and his girl of 5 years suddenly broke up out of nowhere. You have 30 seconds to think of 5 questions you should ask your homie.
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Speculum