"Dad" Christmas Jokes
Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
It needed a trim.
According to the song, what to do you “deck the halls” with?
boughs of holly
"From now on, our troubles will be miles away"
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Judy Garland
Why don’t you ever see Santa in hospital?
He has private elf care.
What Christmas decoration was originally made from silver?
Tinsel
"Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? In the lane, snow is glistening"
Winter Wonderland - various artists
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had low “elf‑esteem.”
Approximately how many real Christmas trees are sold in the US each year?
Approximately 25-30 million
“I just want you for my own, More than you could ever know…”
All I Want For Christmas Is You – Mariah Carey
Why did the gingerbread man go to therapy?
He was feeling crumby.
The poinsettia, a popular Christmas flower, is native to ______ and was introduced to the United States in the 1820s.
Mexico
“Oh, what a laugh it would have been, if Daddy had only seen…”
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus – Jimmy Boyd
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
Because he was picking his nose.
What Christmas decoration is actually a parasitic plant?
Mistletoe
"Ah! ah! beautiful is the mother! Ah! ah! beautiful is her son!"
Bring a Torch, Jeannette, Isabella - a traditional French Christmas carol