CATS
CULTURALLY JEWISH
MUSIC
ALL ABOUT DEREK
100
Cats spend 70% of their lives doing this activity. (PRIZE!)
Sleeping
100
The following person from this list is a goy (non Jewish person):
a. Doja Cat
b. Timothee Chalamet
c. “Weird Al” Yankovic
d. Daniel Radcliffe
c. "Weird Al" Yankovic
100
Which “boys” who “wanted it that way” were formed in the year Derek was born (1993)?
Backstreet Boys
100
The color of Derek's car
Red
200
The name of Derek's first cat.
Sesame
200
The popular Yiddish word for a person of integrity or honor. (PRIZE!)
Mensch
200
Name one of the five members of the popular boy band sensation who had hits such as “Everybody” and “As Long as You Love Me”.
Nick, AJ, Howie, Kevin, and the other one (Brian)
200
When Derek pooped in the kindergarten urinal, what did his mom make him do?
a. Clean it with his own hands
b. Hide the evidence
c. Apologize to the custodian
d. Hold a sign outside the school to repent
c. Apologize to the custodian
300
The "T" is short for this word, in Sesame's nickname "Mimothy T. Beanothy":
a. Terror
b. Toe
c. Timothy
d. Touchdown
The T stands for "toe".
300
Irritable bowel disease is a serious disease plaguing Ashkenazi Jews and their toilets around the world. Which of the following foods upset Derek’s colon the most?
a. Fried chicken
b. Pastrami
c. Ground beef
d. Pepto bismol
a. Fried chicken
300
Which of the following affirmations do our favorite boy band members not require in the hit song “Everybody”?
a. Am I original?
b. Am I sexual?
c. Am I the only one?
d. Am I running late?
D. Am I running late?
The Backstreet Boys are always punctual.
300
The name of Derek’s 3rd grade barbershop quartet, inspired by a popular colorful candy. (PRIZE!)
Skittles
400
If cats wore pants, which way would they wear them?
A
400
Complete the lyrics from Adam Sandler’s famous Hanukkah Song:
“Hanukkah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents,
We have __________________.”
Eight Crazy Nights
400
This hit album came out in the year 1999, following their release, “Backstreets Back”.
Millenium
400
Which of the following was Derek’s yearbook quote? (PRIZE!)
a. Always be prepared
b. Suffering is a necessary step on the path to greatness
c. Let me show you the future of fashion. Let me show you Derelict.
d. Life sucks then you die
c. Let me show you the future of fashion. Let me show you Derelict.
500
“Cats” the musical is based off a book by this famous American poet. (PRIZE!)
T. S. Eliot
500
Which of the following lies did Derek’s mom NOT tell him to increase obedience as a child?
a. Picking your nose causes cancer
b. Staring at the TV will make your eyes fall out
c. Eating apples is good for your teeth
d. Picking scabs causes cancer
b. Staring at the TV will make your eyes fall out
500
At which Floridian amusement park could boy band fans “sea” the first ever performance of "We've Got It Goin' On"? (PRIZE!)
SeaWorld Orlando
500
What did Derek eat for breakfast last Saturday?
Bagel with cream cheese at Cafe Ula