Snake River
Who wrote their name in pee on a rock?
Sean
Who got hit by Aunt Jenny's wrapping paper ball of rage at Christmas 2019?
Aunt Katie
What haircut made Dad so capable of getting girls before mom?
Bowl cut
Who has the weirdest relationship with their pet and why?
Dad. By far.
"Exercise time"
During which family member's birthday trip to Vegas did Dad throw up multiple times during dinner?
Isabel's
What did the entire group plan to do one year as a tour boat passed Beach of Bad Decisions?
Moon the tour boat
What made Aunt Jenny realize that she doesn't want to share a room with Kirk?
Sharing a hotel in Disneyland
On a scale of one to ten, how much fun did Cody have on the family trip to Hawaii when Morgan broke up with him?
-3
"I thought that he was going to walk into the ocean and never come back." -Sean to Anna
Where did Jordan first have his first legal drink?
Red Robin
What alcohol did Cody buy in Vegas when he should have already been cut off?
Whiskey
What did Uncle Pat shoot out of the potato launcher (besides a potat)?
A rattle snake
When are Aunt Jenny and Kirk going to french kiss?
After they get married.
What did Kristen Edward's hair look like at her and Cody's freshman year homecoming?
A black woman's afro or poodle
Which family member displayed an extreme act of racism?
FATHER BLACKFACE
What incident while drinking led Jaycie to go to the emergency room?
It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls
Who didn't row quickly enough to make it to the campsite when they had a significant amount of time to get there? How did they get back to the campsite?
Ben.
Alex and Jaycie walked and pulled the boat through the strong current near the shore.
On average, what percentage of words in a sentence are capitalized in a typical facebook post?
60%
Yes, that is real data.
How many girlfriends does Dad claim to have before he met mom?
Closest answer wins
Think back to the time that we played the charades game and we convinced Cody that he got every question correct. What was the iconic guess from that night?
Jaba the Hut
What was Anna's last words before falling down the stairs in Tahoe?
"I am capable of anything"
Where was Alison when everyone thought she was gone for good?
Literally peaking a mountain
Why did Aunt Jenny yell/cuss at Mom in Vegas?
Because they couldn't find the Uber that Aunt Katie was helping them with
What was Lauren William's response when Jaycie said she was going to attend Boise State?
"I hate Boise."
What was the name on Cody's fake ID that Mom and Dad let him use at Cinetopia?
Ryan Baker
Where did Mom hide from the police when she was a teenager when teen drinking?
A random person's garage