cat jokes
how much letters does cat have?
three
what did the dog say to the tree
Bark!
what do you call a crate of ducks
a box of quackers
what is the cawt that likes to eat in a tv show.
garfield
what did the dog say to the sand paper
thats Ruff!
what do you give a bird when its sick
a tweetment
what is a cats favorite toy
a ball of yarn
what is the dogs favorite state
New Yorkie
when should you buy a bird?
when its going cheep
what does the cat say when he is amazed?
thats Purr-fect
what do you call a dog in the winter?
a chili dog
how do chickens get strong.
egg-cersize
what do cats like to eat on a hot day.
a mice-cream cone
what happens when its raining cats and dogs?
you might step in a poodle
what kind of math do owls like?
owlgebra