riddles
jokes
math
books
guess the emoji
100

jeff's father has three sons pop, crackle and ____

jeff

100

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

because if they flew over a bay they would be bagels

100

what is 55+20

75

100

He is part man, part dog, and all hero

Dog man

100

😍

Love

200

What has to be broken before you can use it?

an egg

200

what did the triangle say to the circle?

your pointless

200

what is 9 x 31

279

200

He says he's wimpy but is he really

Diary of a wimpy kid

200

😑

Tired

300

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

a candle

300

What has more lives than a cat?

a frog, because it croaks every day!

300

24÷4

6

300

Wizards, Wizards, Wizards!!!!

Harry Potter

300

😡

mad

400

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

a deck of cards

400

How did the barber win the race?

he knew a shortcut

400

35÷2

17 r5

400

She is a natural born cynic!

He is an unassuming squirrel!

Flora and Ulysses

400

😺

Cat

500

what has four wheels and flies?

a garbage truck

500

Why did the turkey join a band?

so he could use his drumsticks

500

Howard has 27 planets, he gave one of them to his friend and the rest he split between himself and his four family members. How many does he still have?

6.5

500

The people who didn't die.

I Survived

500

👾

Area 51

(alien works too)