Dad Jokes
I just built an ATM that only gives out coins. I don’t know why no one’s thought of it before:
It just makes cents!
What is the most popular sport in the world?
Football (soccer)
What was the first feature-length animated movie ever released?
Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs
How many people have visited steal a brainrot when it existed?
Over 33 Billion people
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg
Whats a shark favorite saying?
Man overboard!
Who is the tallest NFL player ever?
Morris Stroud
What flavor of Pop-Tarts does Buddy the Elf use in his spaghetti in Elf?
Chocolate
True or False: 99 nights in the forest has surpast Grow A Garden.
True
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But catscan!
What is the best sport in Wii Sports?
Basketball
Who voiced Mario in The Super Mario Bros Movie by Illumination in 2023?
Chris Pratt
How long did players have to wait for Prison Life to update?
At least 10 years
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Your future
How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing, its on the house
How many wins has Mike Tyson claimed in boxing history?
50
The head of what kind of animal is front-and-center in an infamous scene from The Godfather?
A horse
What is the biggest downfall in Roblox History?
When they banned Schlep
Nobody empites me, but I never stay full for long, what am I?
The Moon
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
When Steph Curry shoots a 3 pointer, what is the y intercept of the ball?
6.5 feet
What is the highest-grossing R-rated movie of all time?
Joker
True or False: Brookhaven has been holding the record for most players
True, 69 Billion at least!
"I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop but if you'll look at me, you'll pop. What is the word?
No