The "GOATs"
This "GOAT" conspires with Riot Games nearly every year for Worlds when the situation is dire and is the luckiest player to ever grace the League of Legends Esports scene. Despite these crazy narratives, nobody seems to talk about the fact that this player has lost the most Worlds Finals games as well, and will do so once again on Saturday. AND, this player has won just one of the last ten LCK splits and hasn't won MSI since 2017. XD
Faker
Six minutes
A recently discovered phenomena, where one person in particular, inexplicably does the least amount of damage in a League of Legends game despite playing aggressive, early-game champions with offensive summoner spells.
Crandall's Law
Singy-song lady.
Taylor Swift
Katarina beats these champions in lane.
None
For a small fee of $350, you, too, can become a master of League of Legends, courtesy of this "GOAT":
Neace
The first minion wave is worth this amount of gold.
105
Newly found Clash pocket pick and Arcane war criminal.
Singed
"D-Kane!!! Hold it down!"
Goddard (the mechanical K-9)
I told you this was easy points; have +200 points!
Hooray!
A gas leak almost caused this "GOAT" to lose his reputation as the Super Top of League of Legends.
Hashinshin
What is the optimal Ryze combo?
Q E Q AA W Q E Q AA
The liberal takeover of League of Legends has ruined a handful of characters. What do the following characters all have in common?: Varus, Neeko, Diana, Leona, Nami, Twisted Fate, Graves, K'Sante, Vi, Caitlyn, Nidalee, and Rell
GAY LMAO
As a short, wizard hat-wearing enchantress says: "that squirrel looks familiar."
Sandy Cheeks
Don't believe everything on the Internet, kids; -300 points!
Unfortunate for you!
This "GOAT" has done hilarious things such as playing against Dark Zada on Nautilus jungle while fully zoomed in as well as leaking his former friend's abortion for Internet points.
Tarzaned
This Rioter from Hartford, Wisconsin has an in-game item named after him. Which item is it?
Guinsoo's Rageblade
Rising ADC star Riley has recently celebrated his first two pentakills in League of Legends. What were the two champions that this feat was accomplished with?
Miss Fortune and Jinx
This character has the ability to transform into several different forms in order to adapt to the needed situation at hand.
Ben 10
This player has achieved the rank of Master across multiple roles and seasons in League of Legends as well as other Riot Games. They have also out-peaked one specific individual despite half the total game time and not paying 120 Euros to a European Veigar one-trick to coach them on Rengar top of all things and another who mains a mech suit rat who has been nothing but nerfed for eight straight times over the past year and still is picked in professional play to this day.
CJ
This "GOAT" would love to play celestial champions such as Annie and Zoe, given that it wouldn't be inappropriate in his jurisdiction.
Dr. Disrespect
Everyone knows that the Ignite summoner spell damages enemies over time, but what is the actual damage tick rate?
1.056 seconds
The disciples of the Church of CJ follow the pathway to greatness on the Howling Abyss. List the FULL buildpath, in order, as well as the needed summoner spells to reach enlightenment.
Build: Heartsteel, NO BOOTS, Bamis, TEAR IF NECESSARY, Unending Despair, Spirit Visage, Sunfire/Hollow Radiance (depending on matchups), Jaksho, Warmogs, Elixir of Iron, 6+ hats
Summoners: Snowball and Ghost
This gooey character could cause havoc on the rift due to its body being extremely malleable, potentially allowing it to jump over walls that would otherwise be impassible by other characters.
Goomy
Easy points!
Thank you.