Sounds Like Christmas Joy!
I shook this gift and heard my mom say, "Don't shake that! It's a gerbil!"
A gerbil with a limp
What company started using Santa Claus in their advertisements in the 1920's?
Coca Cola
Obama Scented Candle
$22
What is Jordan's least favorite Christmas Song?
Christmas Shoes
Bonus Giveaway!!
If your team got this right then the person with the closest birthday just won free donuts! If not then the other team gets to take the prize!
When you write your Christmas card to the folks at Xochimilco...
Feliz Navidad
I shook this gift and heard "Twist it! Pull It! AHHH!"
An original Bop It! Thanks mom!
DOUBLE POINTS!
In 1890, James Edgar was the first to do what in his department store to get people to come?
Dress up as Santa (and started the tradition of mall/department store Santas)
Uh Oh Emergency Underpants
$7
In 1999 Jordan's parents surprised him and his siblings with a trip. They had to put together a puzzle that said "Your bags are packed and we are going to ____________"
Disney World
You can say this back to Scrooge.
Bah Humbug
I shook this gift and heard, "Take it easy! I am pastor Andrew!"`
Jordan dressed up as Andrew... because what else could you wish for on Christmas?!
Which country started the Christmas tree tradition?
Germany
Twerking Santa Claus
$24
What was Jordan's favorite childhood Christmas present?
Nintendo 64. Like a true 90's kid.
You really could say this one at any time of the year! Spring, Summer, Winter, Fall. Really not specific at all.
Season's Greetings!
I shook this gift and all I heard was someone saying, "AHHHHH WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!"
An Elf! A real Elf! And not the ugly kind like on Harry Potter!
Which state starting with M holds the record for the largest snowman?
Maine (122 feet and 1 inch... and it's actually a snow lady named Olympia)
Bonus Giveaway!!
If your team got this right then the person with the most letters in their name just won free soda (or any liquid of their legal choice)! If not then the other team gets to take the prize!
JOYIN 5 Piece Toilet Cover Set (Includes Seat cover w/ Santa's Face, A Santa Jacket Rug, A Santa Hat for your toilet, and more!)
$17
DOUBLE POINTS!
What is Jordan's favorite Christmas movie?
It's A Wonderful Life
DOUBLE POINTS!
You need to use flem for this greeting, and some candles and a wooden top wouldn't hurt.
Happy Hannukah!
I shook this gift from my grandma and all I heard was broken glass.
An Ornament (specifically with a picture of me and my grandma)
What did people use goose feathers to make in the 19th century?
Artificial Christmas Trees
DOUBLE POINTS!
16pc Beardaments (Ornaments for your beard)
$15
What does Jordan's family eat on Christmas Eve every year?
Godfather's Pizza
200 bonus points if you say taco or hamburger pizza
300 points if you just said pizza
This one is basically just a bunch of gibberish with palm trees. Pretty sure they're not really saying anything.
Mele Kelikimaka (okay sure Hawaii)