CLASSROOM AND STUDIES
What’s the most creative excuse a student has given for not doing homework?
They don't believe in homework. When I called this student's mother, she agreed that they don't do or believe in homework, so her child would not be doing it.
What’s a teacher’s favorite “reward” to give themselves after a tough day?
Chocolate
What’s the most ridiculous thing a student has done at recess?
throwing shoes up in the tree to try to get down a ball
What’s the most unusual item a student has pulled out of their backpack?
Old hamburger in their desk
What’s the most "teacher" thing a teacher can say?
"Do your best."
What’s the most mysterious thing found in the teachers' lounge fridge?
Smelly Tupperware/Breast Milk
What’s the most popular thing students do instead of listening?
Play MASH
What’s a teacher's most embarrassing classroom moment?
howing up to school and parking in my spot, realizing that I forgot to put on a bra (and I was about 7 months pregnant). So I wore my coat and pretended that I was cold and ran to Target and lunch with my friend/teammate to buy one. We laughed and laughed on the way there and back. ALSO, today was pretty embarrassing as I tried to show a video of the Space X launch where the booster returns to the launchpad. The video I wanted to show was suddenly replaced with a different video and the "s" word was said in it 3 times before I could shut it down. This is the FIRST time this has happened to me because I've always been worried and cautious. I was totally mortified and It ruined my day!
What’s the most chaotic moment of the school day?
definitely the end of the day dismissal
What’s the weirdest reason a student has asked to leave the classroom?
To go and look at the stinky bathroom, I just have to go smell it.
What’s a teacher’s real superpower?
not losing a student on a field trip
Being a teacher, nurse, therapist, mom, referee, and happy all at the same time.
Controlling a class with a glance
What’s the first thing students ask when they don’t want to do the assignment?
When are we going to need this?