A situation which would illicit a similar reaction out of a normal person to dad stepping on water that has spilled
Some examples: the death of a newborn baby, watching a loved one fall onto the train tracks and subsequently get run over by a train, Charlie Kirk's shooter missing

The place where mom and dad met
What is the Princess of Wales Theatre's lobby?

Darby's favourite singer
Who is Ethel Cain?
The number of continents we have been to as a family (not including the one we live in)
What is 1?

This is Jiggs' full birthday
What is February 12th, 2012
The number of female cousins Callum and Darby have
What is two?
The event/place where dad proposed to mom
What is the Toronto Pride Parade (ew woke)

The name of the degree Darby is currently going to school for
What is honours bachelor of music theatre performance?
The number of provinces/territories we have been to as a family
What is 4? (Quebec, PEI, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia)
Two of Jiggs' nicknames
What are Jiggy and Jigglet?
The number of all of our ages put together
What is 147 years?

The name and breed of Callum's turtle
What is Wallace, Razorback Musk Turtle

The names of three movies in Darby's top 10 (hint: they are all horror)
What is Sinners, Strange Darling, Talk to Me, Hereditary, The Menu, The Long Walk, Pearl, Come Play, Daddy's Head, and X?

The country and city where mom got heat stroke
What is Windsor, Canada?
The city where Jiggs was purchased
What is Waterloo?

I'm just giving these points to whoever can do the best Moira Rose impression

Callum's age when the CBC interview occurred as well as the amount of views the video currently has to the nearest million
What is 12 years old and six million views?
The names of three of Darby's dream roles (can include one's he's already played)
Who are the emcee, angel, penelope pennywise, mama rose, whizzer, noel, albin, marcy, diana, the witch, helene, judas, a fate, antony, pierre, bruce, barry?
The year, and name of the country and city where we had horses as neighbours
What is 2017, England, The Cotswolds
The names of three inedible items found in Jiggs' poo (will accept various answers)
What are Kleenex, Ear Plugs, and Chicken Bones?
The item that Darby found at the Ontario Beach and then traded to Callum for beach glass, but Callum swears he was the one to find it
Half of a ceramic statue of Buddha (or some other Asian-originating religious figure)
The amount of steps dad's Fitbit recorded on our 5 hour mountain trek in England to the nearest ten thousand
What is 70 000?
Darby's first show as well as the role(s) he played in it
What is Into the Woods Jr., the wolf, and Cinderella's Prince's Stuart
The city and country in which Epping Forest is
What is Essex, England?
The thing that Jiggs ate one morning that caused Darby and Grandpa Greg to go on an emergency trip to Healthy Planet, making Darby miss first period
What is a giant Toblerone bar?
