GEMS
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100

4^2-sqrt9-6 times3

-5

100

3x-x^2+3, x=-3

-15

100

-3x^2+5-x+x^2-3x

-2x^2-4x+5

100

What does GEMS stand for?

Grouping, Exponents, Multiplication/Division, Addition/Subraction

100

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!
200

-abs(3-5)+[3-5(2-1)]

-4

200

5x-10y-x, x=-1, y=5

-54

200

4x-3x(x-5)

-3x^2+19x

200

Write the linear terms: 

2x-30+b-2x^2-m

2x, b, -m

200

Where do you learn how to make ice cream?

Sundae school

300

-3^2-(-5)^2+60/10

-28

300

3(a-b)^2-a/3, a=-9, b=-6

30

300

-2(x^2-5x+3)-(x-2)

-2x^2+9x-4

300

Is the answer correct? Explain why: 

2-2(3)^2-5= -39

No!!!! Exponents come before multiplication.

300

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

400

(sqrt(100-36)+7 times12)/(-2^2+2)

-46

400

(x+h)/(3y+3) timesh, x=20, y=2, h=-2

-4

400

x(3x+5)+2(x^2-4x-5)

5x^2-3x-10

400

Write the quadratic terms: 

3x^2-5y+10-2x^2

3x^2, -2x^2

400

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

500

2(5-3)^2-4(0.5)-9

-3

500

-abs(m-n)+sqrt(m+9)-5n, m=-5, n=3

-21

500

5xy+3(2x-5y)-4(x+y-3xy)

17xy+2x-19y

500

Write an expression with 10 TERMS that simplifies to 

3x^2-3x-22

Multiple correct answers!!!

500

Where do young trees go to learn?

Elementree school!