Fancy Feast!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
Why is the number 6 scared of the number 7?
Because 7 8 9! (7 ate 9)
What do clams like to do on their birthdays?
Shellabrate!
How do you make Antifreeze?
You take her blanket away!
Why does Waldo always wear stripes?
He doesnt want to be spotted!
Kernel!
Who was victorious in the fight between 2019 and 2020?
2021! (2020 won!)
What do you call bears with no ears?
B!
How many wives can a Monk have?
Nun!
How does a farmer fix a hole in his pants?
a Cabbage Patch!
Where does someone learn to make ice cream?
Sundae School!
Who is the coldest family member of all?
Antartica! (Aunt-Artica)
Why did the goose call his insurance agent?
to lower his de-duck-tible!
Why's it safe to throw soda cans at people?
They're soft drinks!
What do you need to work at an Australian Zoo?
Koalafications!
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
What kind of plants go in a bathroom?
Toilet-Trees!
Where does a cow go to get insurance!?
State Farm
What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted!
DAILY DOUBLE!!
What kind of music does a therapist listen to?
What do you call a smoothie filled with Granola?
DAILY DOUBLE!!
What is the leading cause of dry skin in America?
What branch of service did Bugs Bunny serve in?
the Hare-Force!
CHEERS!
I visited a monastery. As I walked past the kitchen, I saw a man frying chips! I asked, are you the Friar??
He said no, I am....
Why do we not hear many jokes about Paper?
They're tear-able!