Name that Song
I witnessed the matriarch smooching some guy named Nick
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause
"This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back?"
Home Alone
"I'm cute! I'm cute! She said that I'm....CU-UU-UU-UTE!!!!!"
Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer
A young boy looks out his window to find a mysterious train bound for the North and, at the behest of a very convincing Conductor, decides to board. After a few near death experiences, his belief in Santa Clause is restored.
The Polar Express by Chris Van Allsburg
Stones circling a Noble Fir
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
"I believe in Santa Clause. I'm not a baby."
The Santa Clause
He brought back their snoof and their tringlers and fuzzles. Brought back their pantookas, their dafflers, and wuzzles.
The Grinch
A home invader awakens the patriarch of a household and in an attempt to intercept the intruder, he only manages to catch a glimpse of the thief as he flies away with cookies from their kitchen.
T'was the The Night Before Christmas, a poem by Clement Clarke Moore
"On this day last year, I provided you with my cardiovascular system, and within 24 hours, you re-gifted it."
Last Christmas (I gave you my heart)
"Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to."
Miracle on 34th St.
"I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins."
Buddy the Elf
A New York City police officer tries to save his estranged wife and several others taken hostage by terrorists during a Christmas party at the Nakatomi Plaza in Los Angeles.
Die Hard
Allow it to precipitate in the form of tiny ice crystals
Let it Snow
"Your mother waxes her upper lip? Hm...doesn't show."
Christmas Vacation
"I wish to be alone. Since you ask me what I wish, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don't make merry myself at Christmas and I can't afford to make idle people merry."
Ebenezer Scrooge
An angry old man finds himself talking ghosts who can travel through space and time. At the end of his adventures, he's left will joy and love for all!
A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
I will only accept, as a gift, the most murderous sub-Saharan African amphibious mammal, on this, the day that Jesus was born.
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
"Worse? Than the totally agony of being in love?"
Love Actually
"There are children throwing snowballs, instead of throwing heads, they're busy building toys and absolutely no one's dead."
Jack Skellington
Toys come to life to wage war against an evil mouse-king in this story of passion, rivalry, and romance.
Thew Nutcracker and the Mouse King, by E.T.A. Hoffmann