Tradition Schmadition
"Every A.A. group ought to be fully self-supporting, declining outside contributions."
What is Tradition 7?
If you blow a .08 on one of these you may be arrested for drunk/impaired driving.
What is a breathalyzer ?
The top beer producing country in 2020 is this unlikely country.
What is China?
This kind of alcohol got its name from the time of day (or perhaps night) it was produced.
What is moonshine?
On-line gamers can find recovery in on-line meetings for this group.
What is On-Line Gamers Anonymous? (OLGA)
"The only requirement for A.A. membership is a desire to stop drinking."
What is Tradition 3?
This was the only amendment ever repealed in the history of the US and it was repealed in 1933.
What is the 18th Amendment/Prohibition?
Studies of U.S. prison populations estimate that at least 65% of inmates suffer from this (these).
What is (are) Substance Use Disorder(s)?
This alcoholic drink is the third most popular beverage in the world after water and tea.
What is beer?
People with too much stuff can 12-step with folks from this program.
What is Clutterers Anonymous? (CLA)
"Anonymity is the spiritual foundation of all our traditions, ever reminding us to place principles before personalities."
What is Tradition 12?
You can drink in public under the age of 21 in Ohio as long as you are accompanied by one of these.
What is a parent or guardian?
This Roman God of wine probably knew nothing about boomerangs.
Who is Bacchus?
The Mexican Liquor Mezcal is bottled to include this juicy annelid as a mark of authenticity.
What is the Guzano worm?
also: what is a worm?
This 12-step group known as UA really takes "self-supporting" seriously.
What is Underearners Anonymous?
"Each group has but one primary purpose--to carry its message to the alcoholic who still suffers."
What is Tradition 5?
Famous prohibitionist Carry Nation often used one of these to open up kegs of alcohol.
What is an ax/hatchet?
The leading cause of death after smoking (#1) and obesity (#2) is this.
What is Alcohol?
The Peruvian beer known as Chicha uses this savory human secretion to initiate the fermentation process.
What is saliva?
spit acceptable
This 12-step group offers recovery for those afflicted with body-focused repetitive behaviors.
What is the OSPA? (Obsessive Skin Pickers Anonymous)
"Our common welfare should come first; personal recovery depends upon A.A. unity."
What is Tradition 1?
The 18th amendment enacted prohibition and this one repealed it.
What is the 21st Amendment?
Highest beer consumption per capita and purveyors of Prague rock may be found here.
What is the Czech Republic?
The Russian drink called Kvass comes from the stale fermented leftovers of this food staple.
What is rye bread?
Black bread acceptable.
If you are in Vegas you can bet you will find some alcoholics are also members in this 12-step program.
What is Gamblers Anonymous? (GA)