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How is this possible? After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
What is “I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
100
What is the median?
What is the middle value of a range of values.
100
A new hospital ordered bandages for all of the doctors' offices. There are 3 bandages in each pack, and each box of bandages contains 8 packs. How many bandages are there in 2 boxes?
What is 48.
100
What is 3.8 x 8?
What is 30.4.
100
What is 1 3/5 divided by 4/5?
What is 2.
200
Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
What is he will stop at nothing to avoid them.
200
What is the dividend?
What is a number to be divided by another number.
200
The movie theater charges $9 per ticket. They have 7 rows of seats and 6 seats in each row. How much money can the theater earn in ticket sales for each show?
What is $378.
200
What is 5.1 x 8?
What is 40.8.
200
What is 5 1/4 divided by 3/4?
What is 7.
300
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
It’s two gross.
300
What is the mean?
What is the average of the numbers.
300
In gym class, each student runs 5 laps. There are 6 students in each gym class. How many laps will be run by one class during 2 gym sessions?
What is 60 laps. ​
300
What is 3.6 divided by 24?
What is 0.15.
300
What is 1/8 x 3/5?
What is 3/40.
400
What happens when you put root beer in a square glass?
What is it's just beer.
400
What is stem and leaf plot?
What is a special table where each data value is split into a "stem" and a "leaf".
400
A crayon company puts 9 crayons in each box. The boxes of crayons are arranged 8 across and 6 deep in a crate. How many crayons are in the crate?
What is 432.
400
What is 75 divided by 2.5?
What is 30.
400
What is 1 5/7 x 21?
What is 36.
500
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
What is a roamin’ numeral.
500
What is a histogram?
What is a diagram consisting of rectangles whose area is proportional to the frequency of a variable and whose width is equal to the class interval.
500
The town council wants to replace all of the light bulbs in the streetlights. Each light bulb costs $1. There are 9 streetlights on each street. How much will it cost to replace all the bulbs if the town has 10 streets?
What is $90.
500
.What is 0.0007 x 0.005?
What is 0.0000035.
500
What is 5 1/3 x 3 1/4?
What is 17 1/3.