HR Realities
The HR-approved response to "Can I leave early on Friday?"
A) Only if you're the boss.
B) Did you check the vacation policy?
C) Sure, tell no one.
D) I'm going to put that in your IPP.
What is B) did you check the vacation policy?
Aaron's favourite NFL team is:
A) Buffalo Bills.
B) Dallas Cowboys.
C) Jacksonville Jaguars
D) New England Patriots
What is C) the Jacksonville Jaguars.
The city Aaron was born.
A) Toronto
B) North York
C) Brampton
D) Mississauga
What is A) Toronto.
Aaron's favourite post-golf beverage:
A) Water.
B) Beer.
C) Coffee.
D) Protein shake.
What is B) beer.
The number of kids has Aaron has (that he knows about).
A) 1
B) 0
C) 3
D) 2
What is C) 3.
HR's favourite phrase when people overshare in a meeting.
A) Please stop.
B) Thanks for that transparency.
C) Noted.
D) Let's circle back to that later.
What is B) thanks for that transparency.
The number of fantasy leagues participates in, in 1 year.
A) 1
B) 5
C) 3
D) More than Rovina can count.
What is D) more than Rovina can count.
The toy everyone wanted in 1985.
A) Transformers.
B) Nintendo.
C) Pokemon.
D) Barbies.
What is B) Nintendo.
Aaron's philosophy on craft beer flights:
A) Why choose one?
B) I'll take water.
C) Too fancy.
D) Pass the Scotch.
What is A) why choose one?
A) Aaron.
B) His mother-in-law.
C) Chacha & Chachie.
D) Rovina.
What is D) Rovina.
When someone says "I hate HR", Aaron replies:
A) We hate you too, professionally.
B) Noted in your file.
C) That's an HR violation.
D) You're fired!
What is A) we hate you too, professionally.
Aaron's emotional state during the Jays playoffs:
A) Calm and collected.
B) Overconfident.
C) Nervous wreck with a beer.
D) Asleep by the 7th inning.
What is C) nervous wreck with a beer.
A sure sign you're in Brampton is:
A) A plaza on every corner.
B) Perfect roads and amazing drivers.
C) The smell of thurka (frying onions and spices) as soon as you step outside.
D) The brown people.
What is A) a plaza on every corner, C) the smell of thurka and D) the brown people.
His favourite "chill" partners on a Sunday morning:
A) NFL pre-game.
B) Saturday sports highlights.
C) He's still sleeping on a Sunday morning.
D) His family.
The best way to get Aaron off the couch:
A) BBQ.
B) Beer.
C) Rovina yelling.
D) A Jays win.
What is D) a Jays win.
The real reason Aaron works in HR:
A) He loves policy manuals.
B) He enjoys chaos.
C) He likes being in charge without seeming bossy.
D) He lost a bet.
What is C) he likes being in charge without seeming bossy.
The maximum number of clubs allowed in a golfer's bag.
A) 10
B) 12
C) As many as a 6-pack allows.
D) 14.
What is D) 14.
The #1 move the year he was born:
A) Back to the Future.
B) Ghostbusters.
C) Top Gun.
D) The Goonies.
What is A) Back to the Future.
What's been Aaron's favourite country/city to visit so far?
A) God bless America.
B) Amsterdam.
C) London.
D) The Scot in him must say Aberdeen.
What is B) Amsterdam.
A) A bar.
B) Online.
C) A Blue Jays game.
D) At the alter.