Riddles 1
What gives you ability to walk through walls?
The door
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
The clock
A man kills his wife and hides the body in some bushes. The next day the police call and say his wife has been murdered and tells the man to come to the crime scene right away. As soon as the man gets there he is arrested. Why?
THE POLICE NEVER TOLD HIM THE LOCATION OF THE CRIME SCENE?
It goes up and down the stairs without moving.
The handrail
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Mushroom
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She likes to rock n roll
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
Down
A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opens the door to find a man whom she has never seen before. The man said "oh I'm sorry, I thought this was my room." He then went down the hallway and took the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. Why?
YOU DON'T KNOCK ON THE DOOR OF YOUR OWN ROOM
I come as a pair but I'm not not jeans. I have several digits but I'm not a cellphone. I have an arch but I'm not a bridge. I have nails but I don't have a hammer. I'm part of the body but I'm not a hand.
Feet
What kind of cup doesnt hold water?
Cupcake
What do the numbers 11, 69, 88, and 96 all have in common?
The are all read the same upside down.
Spelled forwards I'm what you do everyday, spelled backwards I'm something you hate. What am I?
Live/evil
A bus driver goes the wrong way on a one way street. He passes the cops but they don't stop him. Why?
HE WAS WALKING
If two is company and three is a crowd, what is 4 and 5?
9
I come out of the earth, I am sold in the market. He who buys me cuts off my tail, takes off my suit of silk, and weeps beside me when I am dead.
Onions
What is in seasons, seconds, centuries, minutes, but not in decades, years, or days?
The letter n
I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry with my feet off the ground. What am I?
WHEELBARROW
Mr. Red lives in the red house. Mr. Blue lives in the blue house. Mrs. Pink lives in the pink house. Who lives in the white house?
Joe Biden.
The ages of a father and son add up to 66. The fathers age is the sons age reversed. How old could they be?
42/24
What starts with "t" ends with "t" and is filled with t
Teapot
Which is faster? Hot or Cold?
Hot. U can catch a cold.. Hhhhhhh
Only one color, but not one size, stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies. Present in sun, but not in rain, doing no harm and feeling no pain. What is it?
Shadow
A little pool with 2 layers of wall around it.
one wall is white and soft and the second wall is dark and hard
What am I?
Coconut
Im a bird, Im a fruit and Im a person. What am I?
Kiwi
Creeping on its belly, curled into a ring.
Eyes forever open, beware its lethal.
A snake