Things Pops CAN'T eat/drink
This carbonated drink, introduced in 1886, was originally marketed as a medicinal tonic and is now one of the most recognizable brands in the world.
This task, often dreaded after a meal, involves scrubbing and rinsing plates, glasses, and utensils to keep them clean.
Washing the dishes
This step in adulthood typically involves applying, interviewing, and securing employment to begin earning an income.
Getting a job
This comfortable piece of furniture is typically found in living rooms and is used for sitting or lounging, often with cushions or pillows.
Couch
This frustrating situation occurs when the milkshake you receive doesn't match the flavor or ingredients you requested, often leading to a request for a replacement.
Wrong milkshake order
This popular brand of tortilla chips, known for its triangular shape and bold flavors, was first introduced by Frito-Lay in 1964.
Doritos
This task involves picking up clothes, making the bed, and tidying up surfaces to maintain a neat and organized sleeping space.
Cleaning his room
This skill, often learned in one's late teens, involves operating a motor vehicle to travel from one place to another.
This routine involves going to bed and waking up at consistent times each day, helping to regulate your body's internal clock.
Sleep schedule
This common scenario may involve a husband surprising his spouse with a new device, often as a gift or upgrade, featuring the latest features from Apple.
This spongy, cream-filled snack cake was first introduced by Hostess in 1930 and became a symbol of American convenience food.
Twinkies
This chore involves gathering and removing waste from the home, usually by placing it in a designated bin for disposal.
Taking out the trash
This habit, often practiced by early risers or those with early work schedules, involves starting the day before the sun is fully up.
Waking up early
These items, often neatly arranged on a piece of furniture, offer knowledge, entertainment, and escapism in the form of novels, nonfiction, and more.
Books on a bookshelf
This situation could lead to disappointment or mild frustration when a husband skips purchasing the latest tech gift, like an Apple Watch, for his wife despite her dropping hints.
Pop's NOT buying Ma a new Apple Watch
A popular treat at birthday parties, this dessert combines layers of cake and ice cream, often topped with whipped cream or frosting.
Ice cream cake
After finishing a meal, this chore involves storing leftover food in containers to keep it fresh for later.
Putting dinner away
This task involves completing assignments outside of class, often requiring reading, writing, or problem-solving, to reinforce what was learned in school.
Doing homework
This government-issued payment, typically received by retirees or individuals with disabilities, helps provide financial support in the United States.
This common scenario might unfold when a mother decides to deny her child a quick meal from a fast food restaurant, often in favor of healthier options or a home-cooked meal.
Ma refusing to buy Jamie McDonalds
Originating in Italy, this dish features a dough base topped with sauce, cheese, and various toppings, and is often baked in a hot oven.
Pizza
This responsibility involves getting a young dog outside for exercise and bathroom breaks, often multiple times a day.
Taking Oscar out
This activity involves stepping onto a device to measure your weight, often done to track progress in fitness or dieting.
Checking the scale
Just like humans, this aspect of a cat’s well-being can be affected by stress, changes in environment, or lack of stimulation, and may require attention from a veterinarian or behaviorist.
Their mental health
This situation often arises when someone feels disappointed with the number or value of presents received during the holiday season, despite the spirit of giving.
Jamie complaining about Christmas gifts